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Love, Fall & Order (2019)
a perfect film
Now tell me, are court rooms allowed to be decorated with pumpkins?
What did the production do with all the fake pumpkins in the pumpkin patch after the movie ended?
Was Maple only included in the movie to discover the old deed in the abandoned shed with the new bike in it?
Could we consider shooting these movies during the actual season they're set in to avoid the appearance of fake leaves and pumpkins that weigh less than a pound?
The paralegal in NYC should have been the star and I don't feel like we got closure with her at the end there.
These are questions I'm happy to never answer because they are unanswerable.
No notes.
Pumpkin Everything (2022)
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The quality of the leaves, the way the mother and grandfather could have been 1 year apart in age, I just can't think of a single criticism for this film.
Amy was exactly how all authors are when they release the third book in a vampire series - finally building a fan base and making their family realize what they're doing is legitimate. The first two books in a serious are HISTORICALLY not heard about as much as the third, we know this.
Amy's grandfather, bless his heart. When she was walking the mile to her car parked in front of his house and he had time to retrieve the ladder and fall off, I was blown away by the emotion.
And sweet Kit. He always wanted to run a pumpkin candle store owned and operated by an old angry white man and now he can.
Christmas in Tahoe (2021)
George Lopez what are you doing here?
George Lopez makes a guest appearance for no reason and the concierge is the lead singer of the band Train.
This movie checks all the boxes: struggling inn, lost love, musical numbers, coffee cups that are clearly empty, one song by the band Train that is played several times, enough Christmas lights to give you a seizure, and, is that a knock-off George Lopez? No, it's the real George Lopez and he only slightly looks dead in the eyes.
Watch it with a drink in your hand and play a hallmark Christmas drinking game, but be warned it will knock you on your behind. Pour one out for the band Train and real George Lopez.
100% pure hallmark wtf gold.