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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN...
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this film a negative 5. While watching this movie, I found it comforting to gnaw upon my cracked and bleeding coldsores just to take some of the pain away from watching this horrible piece of recycled Hollywood trash. From the Miss Piggy-like noises emitted from the female lead to the computer generated "tongueface," certain elements about this film made it almost unwatchable. I see reviews one after another posted by fellow imdb colleagues praising this film as if it were the 5th gospel, yet few if any give reasons as to why they think this film is such a masterpiece of comedic genius. I understand that it was supposed to be a spoof comedy of a kung fu film, but the spoofs were uncreative and unfunny to the point of repetitive annoyance. "Tongue Of Fury," a sequel to this film due out next year, will once again bring the joy of short attention span comedy to Generation Y speds, and agony to all legitimate movie goers who will be ripped off at the movie theatres in a trend that has become all but too familiar in recent years.
McBain (1991)
Awesome Film! So Much Violence.....
First of all i'd just like to say this movie rawked more than any of the recent crap that hollywood has cooked up out of its bowels. McBain is a true action film with more violence than most viewers can handle. It has all of the classic elements of a late 80's/early 90's action film....the random gratuitous acts of violence (ie. when Walken and crew go in to confront the drug dealers to get money they just show up and kill them rather than letting them live and just taking their money), the snapping of necks, the guys on fire, the guys that get blown off buildings, and of course the guys who are on fire that get blown off of buildings. Walken is at his finest in this picture delivering memorable lines such as, "let's go sit..........out on the deck." and others that make this film a top buy off of the clearence rack at the local video store. if you have a bloodlust for unnecessary random acts of violence rent this movie today and satisfy your thirst.