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Creepshow 3 (2006)
Don't watch it thinking it's a horror movie
I've noticed from every comment that people hated this movie. I'm more on the fence. Yes, it was a slap in the face of the first two Creepshows, but at the same time, it was a very funny movie. I actually began laughing during this movie. I laughed harder watching this then I did watching an Adam Sandler or Jim Carry movie. The scenes with the people talking to the doctor were so funny, I almost wet my pants. This would be the perfect drinking game movie. Whenever the acting is awful (happends quite a bit) take a drink. Whenever something is funny when it's not supposed to be, drink. You'll be drunk in a matter of minutes. So, I say give this DVD a shot, not for horror, but for comedy. It's what Scary Movie 2, 3, and 4 should have been but weren't.
Intermedio (2005)
Bad!
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!!!! This has to be the worst movie I have EVER seen. The box at the video store made this movie look awesome....but I guess that's the point. I'm a huge fan of B and C horror movies, but this one didn't even hit the bullseye...heck, it missed the target entirely. Makes me cry for the days when Edward was John Conner...his acting is wasted in this movie. It really had no plot, just stupid teenagers running around stupid caves for stupid weed. I feel like I should sue Asylem pictures for the 90 minutes of my life I can never get back! Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! Don't waste your money or your time...I wish someone had told me that before I did, but oh, well...I'll survive...unlike the actors in this hunk of junk.
The Godfather (1972)
Crap
The Godfather is crap...it's a long movie about nothing. I would rather die than watch that crap again...notice crap is written more than a few times? That's because, this is what this movie is...CRAP! The acting is bad, the sets are bad. Overall this is junk. How in the world it's number one on the top 250 is beyond me. You people must have nothing better to do than to watch a movie where people get killed off because they opened their mouths or voiced their thoughts. I can watch that on the news. I hate this movie so much that my roommates are watching it right now, and I have my CD player on as loud as it will go, because I hate this movie! So in closing...The Godfather, all of them, are crap!
Shrek 2 (2004)
Junk...all I can say
I just saw this movie...it was junk (I want to write another word, but I want people to read this)...I'm glad that my friend payed for it (I wasn't going to spend my hard-earned money on this). It was sooo boring. The best parts were Puss-n-Boots and Donkey...Eddie Murphy as always! Other than that the movie was not interesting, mostly not funny, and not something that children should see...farts jokes and sexual references are not...NOT funny in a children's movie. America should be ashamed for making this the second highest grossing movie in it's first weekend...I for one miss the family-friendly cartoons that Disney has brought out in the past years...Beauty and the Beast is a classic...filth like Shrek 2 is not. I loved the first one...don't get me wrong...but this was just a ploy to make money...my advice, don't waste your money, give it to something with heart like the Harry Potter movie or better yet, just burn your money in a trash can...you'll save yourself money and a whole lot of sanity in the long run.