WARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!
I'll get right to the point: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is a film best enjoyed on the big screen for its spectacularly realized world and effects. Other than that it is an odd duck indeed, and while by no means a bad movie, it is not for all tastes; if you're going to it expecting thrills you just may be disappointed.
Now that I have that out of the way here are the reasons for my opinion, but be warned for HERE THERE BE SPOILERS.
Let's break it down, plot first and then individual points of interest. The story is set in a color/sepia-toned 1939 that evokes the look and feel of classic movie serials and involves relentless gal reporter Polly Perkins' (Gwyneth Paltrow, looking incredibly old-school movie starrish in her late-1930's couture and Veronica Lake-esque hair) investigation into the mysterious disappearances of several renowned German scientists, an investigation that hands her more than she ever bargained for when eighty-foot robots show up in midtown Manhattan to cause massive destruction. To quell this mechanical invasion, H. Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan (Jude Law) is called into action and he arrives tearing out of the clouds in his kickass fighter plane. It is soon revealed that Joe and Polly once had a thing going and neither fully trusts the other, but they nonetheless team up to find out what's up with the giant robots. It all hits the fan when Sky Captain's base (which is apparently off the coast of Manhattan somewhere) is decimated by yet more robots who abduct Joe's resident engineer/mechanical genius, Dex (Giovanni Ribisi), and the trail leads to an international chase fraught with carnage, hidden civilizations, cool gadgets, dinosaurs, old friends and a mad scientist's bonkers master plan to save the world from itself, a plan that will incidentally destroy the world.
If handled with some real verve this could have been the best modern 'serial' movie since Raiders of the Lost Ark, which this film is being inaccurately compared to, since it in no way delivers thrills like that film did. But enough of that, here are some points of interest, both good and bad:
- Sky Captain is presented as a Blackhawk-like leader of a mercenary air force for hire, yet there is no explanation of how he's able to do what he does and why. He's basically a good guy, but it's hinted at that he has engaged in international activities of a somewhat questionable nature. There's little to his character other than the fact that he's the required serial-type hero who needs to look good and doggedly pursue the bad guys and save the day, and that's a shame; you will not be able to say anything about this guy after the movie is over other than the fact that he can fly a plane and is handsome.
- For all intents and purposes Polly Perkins is Lois Lane with a bleach job, very much modeled after Lois in the 1940's Fleischer Brothers Superman cartoons, and she hits all the right notes for such a character. And speaking of the old Superman cartoons, the robots are clearly a love letter to Max Fleischer's second short in that celebrated series, 'The Mechanical Monsters.'
- Dex is arguably the most fun character in the film and the fact that he has relatively little screen time and actual involvement in the story is lamentable. He also comes up with a ray gun that is everything that an old-school sci-fi ray should be; when you see it you'll know what I mean. I want one!
- The mysterious villain Dr. Totenkopf (break out your German-to-English dictionaries, kiddies) is brought to life through archival footage of Sir Laurence Olivier, a move that will be fun for film geeks but will go over the heads of younger filmgoers. It's also a move that makes me wonder about its implications: what's next, John Wayne's new Western? Abbott and Costello teaming up with Cheech and Chong? In other words, 'Eff you, Screen Actor's Guild!' I've heard tell of a rumored CGI Bruce Lee movie, a thought that makes me cringe, so we'll see if Olivier-from-beyond-the-grave launches a trend that is tantamount to cinematic necrophilia.
- A couple of interesting bits for giant monster fans: we get a glimpse of a Japanese front page newspaper headline that includes a picture of what appears to be Godzilla, and as Sky Captain and Polly make their way to Dr. Totenkopf's uncharted island we see the underwater wreckage of a freighter named the Venture, complete with a gigantic wrecked cage on its deck; this is the boat that hauled King Kong's hairy butt to new York, so one can conclude that the lost Island was once the mighty ape's home. Joe and Polly even encounter a number of prehistoric critters and cross the fallen tree bridge over the precipice into which Kong shook those unfortunate sailors to their horrifying deaths.
- Angelina Jolie shows up as Captain Francesca 'Franky' Cook, who is for all intents and purposes Marvel Comics hero Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. as a hot chick in a fetching fascist uniform, complete with eye patch and 1939 version of the flying helicarrier base (whose on screen look also owes a considerable debt to Cloudbase from Gerry Anderson's Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons). Much like Dex, Franky is incredibly cool and fun yet she has very limited time on screen.
- The visuals are absolutely incredible and really will not survive the transition to the small screen. All things on display here are writ large and the whole thing has a seriously epic scope, so if you intend to see this film do not wait for DVD.
- Epic scope notwithstanding, the film is curiously disconnected from its own material; sequences which have all the elements for slam-bang entertainment, such as cool dogfights with vast squadrons of all manner of aircraft seem uninvolving and cold, even when coupled with a score that is designed to get your adrenaline going just are not the exciting roller coaster ride that writer/director Kerry Conran was striving to achieve. It isn't boring, but it has an odd dreamlike feel, almost like the viewer is walking through a hazy dreamscape, and due to the lack of much real info as to who exactly these characters are it's like coming in on chapter eight of a thirteen part serial.
- The 'world of tomorrow' of the title does not refer to the story's environment, but rather the cockamamie plan of Dr. Totenkopf, a plan that makes no sense whatsoever. The guy has built a space ark that contains two of every animal in the world and he intends to send it into outer space, presumably to another planet on which he would build a new world. The snag here is that exactly where this new planet would be is never mentioned, and for some unexplained reason when the ark breaks through the stratosphere it will cause a chain reaction that cause the Earth to perish in a fiery holocaust. Why?
- The key to all of this, and the catalyst for all the abductions and giant robot carnage are two vials that are described as 'Adam and Eve,' but exactly what that means is not explained. This is also somewhat amusing since the robots are destroying everything in sight for what appear to be a couple of silver gentle-glide tampon applicators (I wasn't alone in thinking this as was evidenced by the titters of other audience members, most of whom were women).
Bottom line: there are far worse ways to kill an afternoon than Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, and we can only hope that if the film does well enough to warrant a sequel they will delve once more into Buck Rogers territory but with a firmer finger on the pulse of what makes a film of this type exciting.
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