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IMAX Presents: The Last Glaciers (2022)
This is one of the worst things I ever saw
I went to IMAX to see this thinking I would see some cool shots and get some neat facts about Glaciers. This was nothing like this, it doesn't better if you are a climate change denier or alarmest, both people should equally hate this terrible piece of garbage.
This was a self serving big nothing burger, a majority of the film was this yokal training to paraglide and talk about him and his buddies getting ready to do something to get cool video, video that didn't even happen because he failed.
The little "facts" that is sites it mentioning in passing, no data points, complete nonsense, and this whole thing wasn't even entertaining. I hardly ever review things on IMDB but this was so terrible and such a waste of my time that is upset me enough to take the time to warn others to not waste their time. Watching this will do nothing but make you dumber.
Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster (2023)
I don't get the hate
People are complaining about the woman who put her mental health, her family, her career on the line to expose child predator? That's messed up, these people don't have a heart or are part of Jared's fan club. This is her story and how someone like Jared can destroy your life!
I remember when this story broke, I didn't pay much attention to it even though at the time I use to watch the Biggest Loser all the time and Jared would often jump in as a guest since Subway was a huge sponsor. I just assumed Jared had sick images of children on his computer and he got caught. I had no idea just what a monster this thing is, it doesn't even deserve to be called human.
What is scary is the whole FBI involvement because even though they had this on going investigation it wasn't the reason he got caught! There is only 2 conclusions can come of this, either the FBI is that incompetent or they were covering for Jared.
Naked and Afraid: The Devil's Woods (2021)
Evil woman
Joe is an amazing man with the patience of a saint, there is no way I would have put up with her at all. She did have legit concerns for him, but instead of nurturing him and being a partner she became a boss who try to control him by berating him and making him lesser. She not only yelled and berated him but she also tried to sabotage him saying it was her shelter even though he put in just as much if not more physical labor into the work. I understand that being hungry can give you mood swings but there's no excuse for saying the thing she said and doing the things she did. It makes me think her story about getting kicked out is BS, her dad probably just got tired of putting up with her crap and kicked her out. Joe I hope somebody told you how awesome you are in that people should look up to you, your parents are obviously great people who taught you compassion and patience.
Naked and Afraid: Redemption Road (2015)
Was this staged?
Just started watching this show as of 2022 and this is the first episode that smelled fishy to me, things just didn't make sense.
AK wasn't worried about food so she had extra energy to build a second shelter, if she was so concerned about flooding, why didn't she just get it built on the hill in the first place?
After going 14 days without any real calorie intake they both only lose 5-8lbs? Yeah right no wonder the skipped over many days
A storm comes in so they go to the miracle shelter AK built and they didn't bring any of their food with them, seriously? You don't even have to be a survivalist to know that was stupid. Then when the food was gone after the rain storm it didn't seem to bother them.
One last thing bothered me but it was minor, AK had something in her eye and couldn't see and not one of them thought about taking purified water and flushing her eyes out with it.
American Horror Stories: Rubber (Wo)man: Part One (2021)
Terrible writing terrible acting
Love AHS but this was stupid, predictable and boring. I seen better acting in low budget B movies. Il
It starts off with the character dressed like a Scooby Doo reject. They obviously don't understand.how the internet works because the father's ground her from the internet but yet let her keep her phone great job dad's. Oh and the lady seeing herself out who is in a hurry has time to snoop around because of a little red ball. The kids who teased the girl decided it was a good idea to go over, yeah that makes sense. The stupid suit thing is way overplayed, if this is things to come I'm done watching.
Moon Knight (2022)
Starts off good and goes downhill
The main character is so annoying that I started rooting for the antagonist. I want 6 hours of my life back. I think episode 5 was the worst, I usually don't write reviews and I love these types of movies and show but this one is boring and predictable.
Escape Plan (2013)
Great Action Flick
I am biased in my review since I have always been a fan of Arnold and Stallone since I was a child, even their unpopular movies I often find myself enjoying.
But besides being a fan boy I think this was a really great movie, it had a great story, it was very interesting and it always kept me on the edge of my seat.
The movie starts out interesting and leads you into guessing what is going on for the first 20 minutes. Then the main plot of the movie unfolds and you already know it's a bad idea but you still want to know how it plays out. The obvious happens but that's OK because you are now guessing what is he doing to do to get out of this situation and just when you think he's figured it all out you find out it's just the tip of the iceberg and by the time the whole thing plays out you are cheering at the end. Was this a masterpiece? By no means but was it a fun ride? Heck ya!
This was a great action movie with a great plot I can't wait till I own this on video and I just hope these 2 team up more in the future!
Cloverfield (2008)
Disappointed in this movie
I have been waiting for this movie to come out since sitting in the theater watching transformers and what do I get in the end? I "B" movie with a big budget. And this coming from a geek who loves Fantasy, and monster movies.
I have to admit it was an interesting idea, and I can live with the headache from the camera, and the horrible ending, but to be honest the movie was down right boring. The only thing that made it bearable was Hud.
If you liked it more power to you, but I feel this is going to be one of those movies only a cult followers will like.
It figures the one movie I go where people wasn't talking and it sucked