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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Alloyed (2022)
Bad origin stories, not much else
I don't understand why would someone dedicate a whole seadon to the origin stories of people and stuff we already know...and not much else...and they are not good stories, boring and even stupid! The way Sauron meets Galadriel is inexplicable, ridiculous! And why was he willing to let het go to the Southlands and him stay at Numenor if he planned to pursue her! And he hardly tried to get her although he spent some time in the middle of the sea to find her! Do weird! Mithril story boring although Durin was good! Gandalf story boring. Mordor story stupid, no other way to release water from the river than a blade to put in a hole in a rock, both if which they don't know how to find, I guess, we are told nothing, random things just happened there!!! Harfoots are like the Adams family, they behave mostly horribly but they think they are good with hearts bigger than their feet! Lindon looks small and empty after the first episode, maybe we would feel more anxious about the elves if we saw their civilization a bit...yea I know they survive....and so does Isildur.... In HOTD we know the Targariens will lose the throne sometime but we have no idea who these people are, their personalities and what happens to them...
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: The Eye (2022)
Very little makes sense
Sometimes the dialogue was so odd, I kept thinking why someone said something and why the others respond this way and couldn't make any sense! The queen asks how long has it been since the smoke cleared ( why would she ask???) and why didn't she say to the Captain earlier she can't see??? Why did the kid say to Galadriel that she is taking it too personally and passionately and it's not her fault? He hardly knew her and she hadn't shown any big passion against the orks, especially at that moment! Clichés and forced emotion all over! And the best way they could find to reveal the creation of Mordor was to write the word Southlands and then replace it with Mordor!!! Oh the captain cried when he heard Numenor will send more army to the Southlands, not when he learned his son died....for some reason! I don't know, maybe it's me but people don't behave normal!
Moon Knight: The Goldfish Problem (2022)
Incomprehensible
Nothing made any sense throughout the whole episode , not one likable or interesting character, but there is mystery , maybe enough to watch the next episode. But 40 minutes of " what is going on?" !!!!! Is this ok? I have watched countless scenes where I was wondering what am I watching but never this much, and witbout any explanation at the end! And they skipped the fight at the end!!! I am not crazy about fights but sometimes they are necessary and expected!!! I wish we saw less dreams and visions generally but that's me!!! I didn't really have a good time watching it and neither did my husband!
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Sooo stupid!!!
Four men with guns watch 4 raptors get out of their cages and wonder a bit and they don't shoot, and when the raptors decide to attack them, they start running instead of shooting!!! And a woman can point laser behind her back at someone running away on a motorbike and find him in a second!!! And for an unknown reason we are obviously supposed to really really hate the biggest carnivore that ever lived and celebrate its death by two other dinosaurs! And why hasn't anyone killed the huge sea monster that attacks ships and submarines? Oh, the brightest scientist ever, thinks it's a good idea for people and the current ecosystem to live with dinosaurs ( the complete opposite of the first movie)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Fun and awkward
They tried to do something great and it wasn't! The
two older spidermen were very good but the villains unfortunate were not, most of the time ( Green Goblin was good, Dafoe helped a lot) as their motives kept changing. Their decisions kept changing, never got what they were thinking! Did anyone get if Lizard was bad when in the cage or if he had a goal in this universe he was found in, was he waiting for a cure in the van? Did he want one? Didn't Electro change his mind about the cure very easily? It is a big decision! And he didn't seem like the Electro we knew, neither as Electro neither when he was cured, completely different guy! And it wasn't the electricity that made him evil but the new found power, how did he change so quickly after the cure! I can understand Doctor Octopus changing to his old self! Also, Doctor Octopus was was kind of mild for a period before the cure, which was strange, not like the madman we knew! Why did Sandman get angry at the end and attack Spiderman, he is supposed to trust him, he believed him the whole movie! What made him feel sooo betrayed? The jokes ( if that) were childish at best and too many! It was fun but not a lot, time passed! I an 38, if I was 20, I guess I woukd like it better but most adventures are made for teenagers these days and seem to be made hastily and without inspiration but because they were ordered! So many good actors, I wish they shined more!
Dune: Part One (2021)
Mostly bland characters
Some interesting parts but mostly boring! Too many visions that look like spoilers. We get it movie, he is the chosen one! And so dark! Mostly mediocre fights with people we don't care much about! Decent lore but without interesting characters we care about and few interesting dialogue, the story is not enough!
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Ressembles the Mummy but not as good!
If you are very young I think you will like it, if you are over 25, it is quite boring, and most things are mediocre! If you haven't watched the Mummy better watch it, whoever you are , you will enjoy it much more!
The Walking Dead: First Time Again (2015)
Why not burn them?
Never understood why they couldn't exterminate them in the pit! Shouldn't they generally want to get rid of zombies anyway? Well nobody tries to trap them and kill them in this show but why just release them to the world when they are ready for slaughter?
Once Upon a Crime... (1992)
Very very bad
A comedy that is not funny, a murder mystery that is not interesting and with not much mystery, over the top bad acting...a mess!!!
The Mandalorian: Chapter 9: The Marshal (2020)
Is it thundercats?
It felt like an old Thundercats episode! It was kind of fun, a simple adventure, but not much of a story or characters!
The Last Dance (2020)
It is good but it is not a masterpiece
It is very enjoyable,I could easily binge watch it, I love basketball. But it is a series of interviews and old videos, it wasn't that hard to make like Planet Earth, it is not a masterpiece and it is about a game....
Absurd Planet (2020)
Unwatchable
Looked forward to this and I couldn't finish the first episode! Incredibly bad!!!
The Outsider: The One About the Yiddish Vampire (2020)
Very slow
I was very excited after first 2 episodes but God this got boring!!! Nothing has happened in the last 2 episodes!!! Some good dialogue but it is not enough, and it is not scary, if that's what they wanted and dragged it so much!!!
Stranger Things: Chapter Eight: The Battle of Starcourt (2019)
OK episode, very boring season!!!
I cannot understand why people liked this season,it was people walking around, nothing happens most of the time, kids and monsters (not much actually) chasing each other.Nothing new!!! No plot for 7 seven hours!!! After season 2, I had my doubts about the show but season 3 got good ratings, so I watched it, expecting it to become something, but it was a nothing!!! I am not watching season 4!!!
The Witcher (2019)
Cringy, uninteresting
A lot of bad dialogue, sometimes cringy, sometimes it doesn't make much sense! Average or bad acting, bad directing, sometimes very good cgi, sometimes very bad cgi!!! If you haven't played the games or read the books and you judge it on its own, it is so boring!!! The protagonist could be a tree ( that's a bit unfair to Groot), he is good during fighting and that's it!!! And what is a Witcher?
Chernobyl (2019)
It 's good but overrated!!!
It is a strong show but the fact that they chose to portray all the scientists that handled the crisis in one person really took me out of it!!! I kept thinking why are we not seeing a big team of scientists conferring? It felt like a movie instead of real events, it was so unrealistic seeing one hero instead of what would actually happen!!!
Zoo: Eats, Shoots and Leaves (2015)
Baby leopard?
I think this was not a baby leopard but a cherval!!!
Mindhunter: Episode #2.7 (2019)
Good and not so much
It is still a good show but the story about Brian is very contrived and not so interesting, neither is the homosexual love story because almost EVERYONE does it now, in almost every show, I get and I respect why, but it has started to feel unatural, 3 people started this research and one out of three has to be homosexual these days...
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Need to be able to think to enjoy it
It doesn't provide much food for thought or deep sentiment as a great movie should, but it is guite clever ( not perfect) and interesting! Wasn't bored a second, and most movies nowadays bore me with their constant car chasing, shooting, punching even though I like action very much if it is combined with interesting caracters and story! If you cannot enjoy just dialogue as an intelligent adult, you will get bored I guess, I suppose there are people who do not watch enjoy theatre...if you need chasing and scary jumps... don't watch it...
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Impressive at times but....
It often gets Very boring, characters are cliche or indifferent and watching them gets annoying, and I love good characters and dialogue, it's what makes movies the best but when it is not done well ( at all), you just want to skip to the monsters part....
Black Mirror (2011)
Good but a bit blurry sometimes
It is very well thought most of the time, it shows problems that technology might bring in a very original way but it seems on the verge of technofobia...which I do not agree with.Sometimes it is not clear what it wants to say, there is no meaning to derive...or the problem, practical or ethical , is so far fetched that it doesn't feel realistic!!!
Aladdin (2019)
OK but "Speechless" song cringy af
It is OK , doesn't give anything to us though, Will Smith is good and sort of funny...Oh, and they made Jafar and Iago sooo blant!!!!!!!!
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
For kids and only for kids
Awful, unwatchable, nothing makes any sense!!! Someone just wrote every crazy thought that came to his mind!!! God, sime scenes are cringy!!!
Stranger Things: Chapter Five: The Flayed (2019)
A lot of running and beating
If you are over 30, it has become very hard to watch
Stranger Things: Chapter Seven: The Bite (2019)
Sooo boring!!!
7 episodes of bad jokes, basic unimportant dialogue , chasing and beating, again and again!!!I loved the first season, was OK with the second one but how does this show have a 8,8 rating? Better than Prison Break, Downton Abbey, Mindhunter? Only kids watch it?