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Space Cadet (2024)
the most biazar movie i have watched in 10 years
Please suspend all disbelieves for the entirety of this movie. I was wondering how it was approved to be made.
The message i take from this movie is lie out of your ass on your resume and hope qualified people don't notice ?
To state your a fighter pilot when you have never flown a plane before, then blag it when your in the cockpit. Get found out and the pilot just shrugs it of like a bad ingredient...WTF
it was clear they had absolutely not technical advisers on set to check anything was even the slightest bit realistic. To the point the action scene were cartoonish and gravity was irrelevant.
The love interest was like watching a brother and sister try and sleep together. The supporting cast was irrelevant to most of the "story" line and provided absolutely no comic relief.
The diversity casting was a tickly box exercise.. white protagonist CHECK..asain BFF check...black leading lady CHECK... white love interest CHECK... second asian female supporting cast CHECK.. overweight indian female supporting cast CHECK and so on.
Argylle (2024)
Adele as lead role ?
I'm being incredibly generous giving this "movie" a three.
Brice Dallas Howard looks like Adele, has eaten Brice Dallas Howard. Henry Cavill plays Austin Powers wearing enough velvet to power a small seaside town.
Sam Rockwell was about the only saving grace. What was Sam L Jackson and Brian Cranston thinking when they signed their contracts. I didn't see the point of John Cena being in the movie?
The movie was so boring that i fell asleep several times during the action scenes and had to keep going back on the time slider in prime to rewatch just encase i might have missed something worthwhile. PLus i paid my 14.99 to rent the movie and didn't want to waste it.
This whole movie could have been compressed into 60 minutes and still had the same action and "comedy". If you enjoyed the trailer. Thats the best bits of the dragged out 2+ hours play time.
The whole movie could have been a continuation of auston powers without the laughs. I'm finding it difficult to say anything remotely positive !
Ecco (2019)
managed 40 minutes of this drivel
I hate it when budget production companies spend more money on filming in cinema quality resolution than compromising and spending some of the budget on semi known actors who have the ability to act instead of unknowns who try there hardest not to look like there regurgitation a script and actively trying to ignore the camera filming them.
Sort of breaking the forth wall without intending to break the forth wall.
After 10 minutes i had to look up the cast because i couldn't work out how the female love interest was dead one minute and pregnant the next because you can't keep track of the flashbacks and can't work out what is present day ?
I learned there were two female love interests. Both look incredibly similar. One had a hard time maintaining an american accent and her Australian accent poked through often.
I say 40 minutes because i had to go and watch some pain dry instead because that made more sense.
Rogue Warfare 3: Death of a Nation (2020)
B movie actors
You see this time and time again. Relatively unknown actors playing alongside unknown actors, hoping the mix will work.
This is simply unknown actors who get to play soldiers, carry a replica assault rifle and pistol around in a safe environment.
They read from the poorly written script verbatim, without actually sounding like they care about their character which comes out so wooden i was expecting Pinocchio to appear, dressed as rambo, firing a limitless amount of rounds from one magazine.
It's impossible to contain a spoiler, when you don't have a story line to begin with...
Maximum Impact (2017)
no, no,no,No, No, NO,NO
12 minutes in and i decided this wasn't the movie for me. which is a shame, as there are a few recognisable faces in the cast, and i'm sure they can do much better than this...i can only imagine they were desperate for the money?
two is a generous score
Redcon-1 (2018)
wow, i mean WOW
I'm reviewing this 25 min into a 2 hour run time. i can't imagine this film will improve within the remaining time left.
the three stars is due to the film having some redeeming features...such as, i would recommend watching this if you suffer from the following -
constipation - bound to bore the s*&t out of you
illness - you will likely fall asleep watching this
insomnia - you will likely fall asleep watching this
boredom - will motivate you to find something better to do
the characters are apparently 'acting'? i'm not trained as an actor, so i'm not an expert. there appears to be an unlimited supply of ammo. why just shoot a zombie when you can show off your nemours fighting skills and weapons training.
this production must have been fun for the cast, getting to dress up in military fatigues and carry and fire blank firing weapons without any aspects of any real danger that might be associated with the characters they portray. which is something i have yet to work out.
the production missed a trick. they could have achieved a further star with some gratuitous nudity thrown in???? which is what a lot of low budget films resort to!!!
IN ORDER TO CONTAIN A SPOILER. THERE MUST BE AN ELEMENT OF STORY?
I Feel Pretty (2018)
Amy Schumer's a comedienne?
It a genuine question, because, i have never found her funny. all her movies i have tried to watch, but never yet finished. ms schumer is aware of this because she HAS to resort to gratuity to register laughs, unnecessary nudity and turret like swearing.
There are some hollywood actresses who will rely on nudity for success. sometimes i prey these actresses have a strict no nudity clause in there contracts, so we don;t have to see there boobs/bum to sell there character. there's porn for that....
(although i'm happy to watch emily ratajowski pounce around nude for as long as she wants on screen, whether she can act or not?) i like BBW who are sexy, but schumer is not one of them! and emily is universally acknowledged as gorgeous...and a scary figure
all the laughs as far as i'm concerned came from the supporting cast. i could not work out when the story started. if the movie has a message it's fat shamming and body dysmorphia (had to look the spelling up for that one) where an attractive person looks in the mirror and see ugliness, because it is all in there head, so in effect even if they resort to plastic surgery, it won't change how there brain sees them.
i haven't covered the plot, because there isn't one. i'm quite confident this is very close to being one of the worst movies i have ever had the pleasure of sitting through....
Bane (2008)
Just lost two hours of my life
Please do not waste any time in watching this movie. I feel like asking the producers to give me back the last two hours of my life, in which I could be doing something worth while.
I was prepared to stop watching after fifteen minutes. I only carried on because I felt like I deserved an explanation why this film was horrific. I was hoping that would come at the end...NO NO NO NO NO
The money used to make this film would have been better spent going to charity, to save actual lives.
In hind sight, I should have read the reviews before wasting my time....