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Longshot (2001)
with cameos like these, who needs a movie
this movie is painfully funny, a ridiculous plot, that i won't give justice by explaining and a cast of "the pearlman pals" a.k.a any popular pop band of 2000, not to mention washed up celebs (that guy from kc and the sunshine band, kenny roastin rodgers, and jermaine not that famous jackson), but the greatest cameo of all is the rock in his breakthrough role as a mugger, a mugger who is decimated by a 18 year old boy with a pony tail, it's just histarical, rent this movie with no hope at all, but if you want to just laugh a brutal laughter buy it. 10 out of 10 and i'm not even on drugs.
Cabin Fever (2002)
too gruesome to be hollywood, too exhausting to be cult
cabin fever was without a doubt one of the worst movies ever made. most people who say "this movie is going to be a cult classic" or "it was meant to be ridiculous", honestly i don't care, i'm a fan of indie/cult movies but this movie was so set on being bad that you can see exactly when the writers give up...right when the dogs stomach spits blood on the first infected guy. gay and f**k are probably heard more than the screams the sometime actors and actresses scream so effectively. sarcasm is dangerous. if peter jackson said this was one of the greatest horror movies of our time i don't want him making any kind of horror movie. the out of style social commentary and the usual slack jawed yokels appear in the film as well as a campfire story that has nothing to do with anything really, oh yeah watch out for the stoner guy who has no signifigance except his pot, and the kid who screams pancake and bites people, it's really quite nice. try to laugh if you're not to disgusted and if you're not disgusted try to laugh. i spent my time looking up at the projector. the trailer for kill bill is ok and there's some sex here and there. sex, drugs, beer, blood, guts, rednecks, sluts, innocence, guns, squirrels, and ravage dogs. people like eli roth are killing the horror genre, danny boyle will save us all.