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Irréversible (2002)
I cannot score this movie.
No stars awarded because this is a movie that either makes you hate it or love it- there is no in between.
This movie is definitely not for the faint of heart. Brutal is an understatement But if you can endure it until the end- it is worth it.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
"Do you know what this is?...ALIENS!"
The title of this review is as stated by one of the many forgettable characters, this is a poor man's Aliens. It is teetering dangerously towards breaking copyright.
The Car: Road to Revenge (2019)
The Crow meets Christine meets Robocop but crappy.
This is pretty bad. The difference between this movie and Sharknado is that the people who made Sharknado did it for the lolz. The good folks at MST3K need to riff on this in order to make 10 stars.
Dark Light (2019)
If C.H.U.D. took place in Mississippi.
For what it is, it wasn't terrible. I enjoyed it- but then again I love the '80s creature films that I grew up with so if that's your thing you will enjoy this movie.
Deadcon (2019)
More annoying than entertaining
WOW this was bad. This "movie" has zero redeeming qualities. I like bad horror films but not this kind of bad.
Anon (2018)
Doesn't anyone remember Strange Days?
Good film but a little too much like a Strange Days rip off.
All Souls Day: Dia de los Muertos (2005)
I feel I lost my soul to this movie
WOW- Just WOW. Story is awesome, acting is spot on, camera work is not shaky at all, you really connect with the characters, no stereotypes at all and the white boy does not run like a girl...don't forget about the big plot twist at the end... NOT!.. I wish there was an MST3K version of this movie. I wish I was watching ScyFi channel instead. I also did not see anything that validated a MA rating. This movie stole 2 hours of my soul. Lets put it this way.. I found the candle burning in the opposite room from my TV more interesting than watching this movie. BOOOOOOOOO!!! Mike Nelson..Crow..Sirvo- you should be all over this one.