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The Reading (2023)
Wanna See A Good BLACK Movie!?
If you want to see a good Black movie then watch BET's The Reading. Forget The Blackening, it's sucks.
The trailer for this movie made me want to see it so bad that I got a subscription to BET's streaming service just so I could see it.
BET's The Reading has emotion, sadness, creepiness, no sex or nudity (which is refreshing), the black characters have white friends, and there is a plot twist that I will not tell you about. It does have A LOT of foul language, but it does not seem gratuitous as it is a part of the characters culture. No one can say the F-word quite like Mo'nique LOL!
Don't miss this one, it's worth the money...and you can't say that about most movies made today.
They Cloned Tyrone (2023)
It's okay-ish
Idk what all the rave reviews are about. I read some good ones that made me want to see this movie, but, it was all just lies.
Could've picked a better actor for the main character than this one expression, bad actor from a Star Wars franchise movie.
I gave it 3 out of 10 stars for Jamie Foxx and for the character YoYo who were both funny.
And since I have to put a "required" amount of characters in my review, I will use the required amount of characters to express a dislike for the writer / director Juel Taylor who is also responsible for the flop of a movie, the Space Jam remake. From now on, I refuse to watch anything she had a hand in making. Glad I watched it for free.
Call Your Mother (2021)
A Torture To Watch
OMG this show totally sucks! The actress that plays the daughter is unbearable to the point that she owes me an apology. The guy that plays the son is slappable (as in I'd like to slap him). I like Kira Sedgwick, but, she must be desperate to agree to be in something like this. Even the "music" as it's coming on sucks. The only good thing I can say about the episode I saw is that it's over...and this series should be too.
Matthias et Maxime (2019)
:/
There is no reason for movies like this to exist. Zero stars.
Body Cam (2020)
Coulda, shoulda, woulda been better w/o MJB
This movie was ok, in spite of the fact that MJB (Mary J Blige) cannot act. Her one expression face awkwardly dominated what could of been a better movie with the right actress.
SPOILERS:
Some kind of voodoo curse on some corrupt police officers that accidentally killed a young man is an interesting movie plot. You get a bunch of emotions trying to happen in this story; scary curse, sad death, and anger. Even with the main characters own son having recently died, MJB fails to convince us that she is mourning her sons death, or that she is witnessing any horrors, as she carries the same expression throughout the film.
If you got nothing else to watch this movie will do...but don't pay for it.
Imaginary Order (2019)
AN HOUR TOOOOOOOO LOOOOOONG!
I like that actress Wendi McLendon-Covey but this movie was way to long...like Wendis last name.
I suffered through this movie telling myself it's gonna have a great twist and fantastic ending. But alas, there was no payoff. The folks who gave this a ten are liars and just want to see you waste your time and money renting this thing like they did.
The Lion King (2019)
WOOPIE SHOULDA BEEN SHENZI...
Finally saw this over rated re-make. With the exception of Mufasa, John Oliver, Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner, and Amy Sedaris, this attempt at re-making a classic was horribly miscast. Never heard of most of the "actors", probably because they aren't any good. That kid who played little Simba should never have sung because he can't. Nala's voice was too ghetto sounding. If James Earl Jones was Mufasa again, Woopie Goldberg should have been Shenzi and Jeremy Iron's should have been Scar. The one star rating is for at the very least getting Timon and Pumba right. Do your kids and family a favor and only show them the classic original.
Powaqqatsi (1988)
This is...
STUPID AND TOO DAM LONG. Can't believe this is a sequel to something.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)
Used To Be A Ten...
Yeah, this show has been ruined by the political poison propaganda of left extremists.
That new Kat character with the giant distracting ears has got to go. Her character is stupid and every time she talks it's like I'd rather hear teeth scraping cement. I'm hoping for a storyline in which she is shot and killed or kills herself. That would be a 10 star episode.
Leslie Jones: Time Machine (2020)
Too loud, but....
Yes, I agree with many other reviewers that Leslie Jones is a bit too loud in her special, Time Machine, and she curses a lot but there was something about HER that I liked. Her jokes about aging and youth are funny and she does some funny facial and physical comedy too.
Some of the things in her act are drawn out too long like the yelling and screaming, some of the physical comedy, and the yelling at the man in the audience...it was part of the act but just drawn out too long.
I give her a 7 because in spite of the things I didn't like, there were things that really made me laugh and in those things, as well as her closing message, I found her to be relatable and likable.
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003)
HORRIBLE HOST 👎🏻
The subject matter is interesting but the large guy that hosts is VULGAR. He can't say more that a few sentences before he uses profanity. He doesn't just USE a lot of profanity, he EMPHASIZES it by becoming louder.
The smaller host is actually funny without making a sound.
Not going to continue watching.
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019)
Funniest Man Alive. Period.
The truth is funnier than fiction! And, Dave being Dave, just always tells it from a funny perspective. Wherever you stand on the things he jokes about, just go ahead and laugh, and don't be mad at yourself for doing so! Lol!
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
Meh :/
Not the greatest and not the worst. I like musicals and I love zombie movies so when I heard about this I was excited to see it. Typical teen cast of characters, even has a token gay...completely unnecessary...made me drop it from a 7 to a 5. The songs aren't anything you'll be humming after you see it and you won't be trying to purchase the soundtrack. This movie coulda been better, but it chose to be a 5.
Good Boys (2019)
"Good Boys" is just not good
PARENTAL WARNING / "SPOILERS"
This movie has children viewing porn, kissing a sex doll, speaking vulgarity, and playing with sex toys. It's just not right for the child actors to have been made to handle these sex toys by the adults making this movie. They tried to make cussing funny but failed. The story itself is just not interesting or believable even with the sub plot of the divorce.
This is in no way a movie for kids.
South Park: Mexican Joker (2019)
Vete a la mierda South Park
Well it seems that the once funny South Park that used to make fun of everything equally has chosen a political side....just like SNL. The season premiere titled "Mexican Joker" was the worst episode in South Park history. I think it's time to say Adios to this burned-out, unfunny, continually disappointing show. They should make this the last season. Get ready for a ratings loss....just like SNL. Adios agujeros de culo.
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
BEST MOVIE OF 2019!
This is the best movie I've seen all year! Stallone is as awesome as ever as John Rambo. I haven't clapped at the end of a movie in a long while. If you liked any of the RAMBO movies you'll LOVE this. See it and get the big bucket of popcorn.
Darlin' (2019)
I wanted to like this....
I wanted to like this. I mean...Pollyanna McIntosh and Cooper Andrews! Right? NOPE! I was so disappointed by this movie. Geez, my pregnant daughter and I made a better home horror movie than this on my Mac..
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
Please Be a Part 2! 🍌🍌🍌🍌
Five Nights At Freddie's! I put the Splits up against them anytime.....omg that should be a movie too! I'm a 54 year old grandmother and my granddaughter and I just watched this movie. Fun gore without all the nudity and sex that there usually is in a horror movie. Thanks for that. We hope there is a second Banana Splits movie!
PS- love you Snorky!
Bring the Funny (2019)
WHO THE HELL IS KRISSY TEEGIN!?!
One star for Jeff Foxworthy, one star for Kenen Thompson. These two dudes are funny. But if this is gonna work you gotta get rid of that Krissy woman with the mis-shapen face! Who the hell is that? Never heard of her. Her weird face and those swelled up cheeks like she was punched or something is just distracting from the show. If your gonna have a panel of celebrity judges then make sure they are celebrities and someone that people have actually heard of. And who the heck is that woman who's hosting? Shes so not funny and has got to go too! Couldn't finish watching the 1st episode because of them. Get rid of freaky face and not-funny host and MAYBE I will watch episode 2.....or just go ahead and cancel the show now because no one will watch.
Vox Lux (2018)
Nope
Natalie Portman's name should be changed to Natalie Nopeman. Why can't this actress make a good movie?
The Twilight Zone (2019)
THERE IS ONLY ONE ROD SERLING!!!!!!
Two stories in....and I'm out. I was excited for this "remake" but Jordan Peele TRYING to reprise the Rod Serling role is just a great big NO NO. Rod Serling has class. Jordan, stay behind the camera if you want to do this attempt at Twilight Zone and have people take it seriously. Maybe just your voice as narration but you should not try to be Rod.....there is only one Rod Serling and you ain't it.
Live in Front of a Studio Audience: Norman Lear's 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons' (2019)
Making TV great again!
This was great and I want more! The sets were recreated perfectly the episodes were recreated without change, proving how timeless these classics are, and the actors reenacted them wonderfully...and I don't even like Wanda Sykes but I enjoyed her as Isabel Sanford's Louise and she didn't sound a thing like her.
Here's hoping for more re-enactments from these two shows (ALL IN THE FAMILY & THE JEFFERSONS) as well as other Norman Lear classics.
Beautiful People (2014)
ITS AS BAD AS THEY SAY
I was gonna tell you the MANY reasons not to watch this, but I think ALL THE ONE STAR RATINGS speaks for itself. There's no reason anyone should give this more than one star.
Last Man Standing (2011)
LOOSE THAT JEN CHARACTER
Wanna get good ratings again? LOOSE THAT JEN CHARACTER!
The Twilight Zone (2019)
THERE IS ONLY ONE ROD SERLING!!!!!!
Two stories in....and I'm out. I was excited for this "remake" but Jordan Peele TRYING to reprise the Rod Serling role is just a great big NO NO. Rod Serling has class. Jordan, stay behind the camera if you want to do this attempt at Twilight Zone and have people take it seriously. Maybe just your voice as narration but you should not try to be Rod.....there is only one Rod Serling and you ain't it.