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Adaptation. (2002)
Cool Beans
I started to watch this movie because nothing else was on TV. Thank God nothing was on TV because i saw one of the best movies ever. Granted it starts out slow but in the end i couldnt keep my eyes of the TV screen. Bravo to Cage for giving the greatest performance ever, he plays his own twin, WOW. The plot is original and funny. Watch it.....trust me.
Rating: Eight Thumbs Up
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Kick,Punch, Its All In The Mind
WOW.....that's how i have to start this comment. When I first saw this movie i wanted to throw it onto the highway, it was bad, but then i saw it agian...why i dont know.....but this time was different (Cable Guy Syndrome). I was laughing at every stupid joke. Yes this movie is stupid but it just makes you laugh. This movie is not the best movie in the world but its good enough to put a smile on my face.
Rating: Six Thumbs Up
The Cable Guy (1996)
Cable Guy Syndrome
Cable Guy Syndrome is a term i use when i see a movie the first time and hate it and the next time i see it i love it. The first time i saw the Cable Guy i thought it was the worst movie ever....this is coming from a huge Carrey fan too. But then for some odd reason i saw it again and i loved it. This movie is full of stupid little jokes that make you laugh. Very dark for Carrey but he plays it well. Plus Jack Black is in it... everyone likes Jack Black right? Anyway if you saw Cable Guy and didnt like it watch it again, and if you never saw it watch it and then watch it agian........o yea and I think the guy was Asian.
Rating: Six Thumbs Up
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Plot?
Im all for blood and guts, but this movie was beyond that. Number one there was no plot to this movie. A bunch of kids are getting killed by a family. There are monsters and other things like Dr. Satan that are thrown into this movie that make you wonder. Weird, yes.....Scary, not really.......Messed up, yes........Good, no. Hey Rob stick with the music.
Rating: One Thumb Up
Family Guy (1999)
Might be the best cartoon ever
Anything that can happen will happen in this cartoon. I watch this cartoon everyday. If you dont laugh at this cartoon your stupid and you should be hit with rocks and sticks. Peter is the funniest. He does stuff you would never think of. This is me when watching Family Guy, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA,
because its that funny.
Rating: Ten Thumbs Up
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Great Great Movie
Wow this movie rocks. Good story about a bunch of criminals and how they come together to cause trouble. Full of great actors, and the ending is so freaking cool. I demand you to watch this movie. Make it a priority.
Rating: Ten Thumbs Up
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Pretty Good
This was a cool movie and not because it had girl on girl action. It was very funny to see a straight women adventure out and explore her sexuality. The only problem I had was with the ending. Watch the movie and judge for yourself.
Rating: Eight Thumbs Up
Like Mike (2002)
Hmmmm
This is a cute movie about a orphan (Lil Bow Bow) who get "magical" shoes. He plays in the NBA for the Knights (I guess they replaced the Lakers or something) I did smile a couple of times watching this movie.
Any way this movie is a rip off of Rookie of The Year and Angels in The Outfield. Watch this movie and you will agree.
Rating: Five Thumb
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
The Real Winner
This movie was great. It had action, blood, guts, a bit of comedy, and two legends duking it out. Great, Great Movie. All throughout the movie I was shouting out "YES" because I liked what I saw. But who wins this fight you say...Freddy.....Jason....no, the real winner is the Customer for getting to see a cool movie.
Rating: Nine Thumbs Up
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Its about time
It is about time some one made a movie like this. This movie was funny as hell. It spoofed a lot of good teen movies and showed just how stupid teen movies really are. Me and my friends can talk about this movie for hours because its that funny. This movie is better then the scary movie series. Must see. Finally I must say, "Mitch cut it out, stop" (That's for you Prince).
Rating: Eight Thumbs Up
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
God Help Us
I saw this movie cause I like the first one. But this was bad. It was like they tried to hard to make the us laugh. The typical sex jokes and "Hey lets make fun of disabled people". The best part of the movie was when it was over.
Rating: One Thumb Up
Cheats (2002)
Another movie about cheating???
This is not your typical movie about cheating. It had much more to offer. These four kids cheat their way through high school, but the ways they do it are not farfetched like some other movies. Very funny movie. Watching this movie takes me back to when i was in high school. Plus Fulton from the Mighty Ducks is in it, but he has blonde hair.
Rating: Eight Thumbs Up
Memento (2000)
Crazy
Watching this movie all that was going through my mind was WOW this movie is sick. The way this movie was displayed was awesome. A bit confusing but if you watch it for a second time you will catch all the stuff you may have missed. When this movie is over you will just say to yourself WOW.
Rating: Nine Thumbs Up
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
Enough is Enough
First we see a remake of the original then we see this.... garbage. This movie was...was...there is no word to explain the level of badness. When I saw this movie half the theater got up and left within five seconds of the movie. When will Eddie Murphy learn he is not funny anymore, making movies like this, Dr. Dolittle 2, and That Pluto Nash garbage. If anyone watched this movie and liked it please tell me because your stupid and I would like to make fun of you.
Rating: Zero Thumbs Up
Street Fighter (1994)
Soooo much $
This movie cost me a lot of money to watch. First there was the $10 for the ticket, the $5 for the pop corn and soda, and then $50 to clean the guys clothes I puked on. This movie made me sick. Street Fighter is a classic video game, and then they turned it into a movie. BIG MISTAKE. This had nothing to do with the game. Dont waste your time watching this movie.
Rating: One Thumb Up
It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
It's Good
This movie had me on the floor with laughter. Funny as Hell. This person Pat, which no one in the world know if its a boy or a girl, walks around and gets in these wacky situations. This movie is full of cool people, even the band Ween is in it. Cool, I think so.
Rating: Seven Thumbs Up
Nighthawks (1981)
Good movie but........
This is a great movie but it would of been nothing if it was not for Tim Marquart who plays the Central Park Mugger. Tim Marquart was excellent, I would watch this movie just to see him.
Rating for Nighthawks : Six Thumbs Up
Rating for Tim Marquart : Ten Thumbs Up
One Hour Photo (2002)
WOW
I never thought that Robin Williams could be so....so evil. WOW. That is the one word to explain this wicked awesome movie. Williams plays a photo guy who is stalking a family, and the way he stalks them is cool as hell. Must see.
Rating: Eight Thumbs Up
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
HAHAHAHAHA
If you dont laugh at this movie there is something wrong with you. Funny as hell. This movie is a great way to end the Naked Gun trilogy. Also any movie with OJ Simpson rules.
Rating: Ten Thumbs Up.
Toys (1992)
They actually made this a movie
Robin Williams is a funny man, this movie is not. I can say I laughed once, when Robin Williams is feeding soup to his hand. Do not waste your time watching this movie. And by the way LL Cool J is in it,gotta love LL Cool J, right?
Rating: One Thumb UP