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Hei$t: The Great Robbery of Brazil's Central Bank (2022)
The most boring bank heist in history
The first 20 minutes of the first episode is basically a police officer explaining that a tunnel starts with a hole and when you get to the other end and there is no more tunnel one can assume that it stops there.
Next 20 minutes is flashbacks where journalists recalls answering their mobile phone the morning the robbery was discovered.
This is just a filmed podcast where everything is dragged out to infinity to fill the episodes. Boring interviews: 90 %
The same still photos taken at the crime scene: 10 %.
No Sudden Move (2021)
Slow as molasses
It is quite the feat in itself to turn a presumably interesting backstory and a star cast into something as boring and slow pace as this movie.
Feels fitting though that Jon Hamm has a part, as he is so known from the show Mad Men that also was an exercise in becoming one with the molasses to watch.
Paranoid (2016)
Would have been a killer show in the eighties
This series is so dated. I would not be suprised if the script was written in 1985.
The typical crime show from back then that is also just as much a romantic show, and a comedy show.
Den som dræber (2011)
Mediocre and cliche laden
This one of these shows where at least one of the main characters get kidnapped or unknowingly start some form of relationship with the killer - in EVERY FREAKING EPISODE.
Ok to binge when you are between quality shows, but feels like something made in late 90ies.
The Last Days of American Crime (2020)
Pale and dumb imitation of early Quentin Tarantino
This movie tries so hard to imitate the cool and hard hitting movies of the late nineties, especially in the style of Quentin Tarantino.
The director has even tried his best to make the female lead character a carbon copy of Uma Thurman, down to the barefoot low angle shots that Tarantino are known for.
But sadly this movie is a failure. The story is so thin, the characters so unlikeable and it was just plain boring to watch.
Probably one of the worst movies I've seen on Netflix in a while.