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Paparazzi Princess: The Paris Hilton Story (2008)
So this is what a 5 dollar budget movie looks like
I watched the first twenty minutes of the movie and I wanted to blast it as high as possible just so, I would go deaf and wouldn't be able to hear it. The number one dumbest things on this movie is the storyline itself, it is pointless and stupid. The other stupidest thing ever would be the acting. It was AWFUL! Think Twilight, but worse. I mean how much worse can it get from there? The actors don't even look like the people they are representing in real life. Did the producers just go on the street and say, "Hey look a blonde person let's use her as Paris!" It would make sense along with the acting. I admit the movie was a little bit intriguing,but I think it's because the movie was so freaking dumb that made it that way. And yes I know I'm not a very good critic, but I know when a movie sucks and this one does. I wouldn't recommend this to my worse enemy.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
A shame to Mythology
When I first heard of the movie I thought it would be really interesting. I was excited to see it, but when I finally watched it, the only thing the only good thing I found about it was the effects.
The movie doesn't represent Greek mythology at all. First of all what's with the scorpions? There is no giant scorpions in Greek mythology. It's just Hollywood trying to make it interesting, but to me it just looked plain ridiculous. In the movie the people had completely changed the story to the original plot line. Why is the movie is going on about the gods getting revenge? Instead of showing just basing the movie on hate, why don't you bring some other emotions? Not to say they don't, they are weak and it makes me sad.
The characters in the movie are weak and weird as well. When I heard Sam Worthington was in it I thought, Oh Avatar right? This must be good, but when I saw it. It was almost like he was just a big tough meat head. His costar Gemma Arterton played the role of Io. Like who is that? Now there adding random unnecessary characters? What's the point? The gods in the movie focused on Zeus and Hades. I was disappointed they only other god that got to have *one* line was Ares (I think it was him). I wanted to see a variety of gods and goddess's.
Well, the last thing I got to say is that the effects were amazing and saved the movie from being completely terrible. This is my opinion of the movie and honestly I suppose it isn't that bad, but it could be a billion times better.