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Kids Say the Darndest Things (2019)
UGH!
I didn't even have to watch. I could tell how phony it was from the ads. When the little girl was asked about a boyfriend, she promptly turned to the audience and said, "Dad, cover your ears." Big yuck. And the hostess strikes me as a full-of-herself bimbo.
Fading of the Cries (2008)
Two steps below Plan 9.
I COMPLETELY agree with the previous critique. Count 'em T-W-O cheesy scenes (in the first 8-9 minutes, no less) where one person suddenly places their hand on another person's shoulder for an intended audience scare. All I could do was shake my head in disbelief.
This crock is beyond bad, and not in an interesting yuk-yuk, poke-poke, wink-wink Ed Wood sort of way. The acting is abysmal. I found myself hoping the entire cast would be caught and eaten by the zombies (or whatever those beings were near the beginning). Just an utter waste of time. (1 out of 10 is a gross overrating. Oh, and NO, I did not watch the whole thing! I feel cheated out of 25 minutes of my life anyhow, though.)