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February (2015)
Boring, pointless and oh so very slow
I didn't expect much when starting to watch this one. There were some of my favourite actresses but the movie failed to deliver. There was no reasons given to any of the actions and the time shifts felt pointless. It felt like someone was trying to make "great" movie using all the "great" and "original" features which we have seen so many times. Usage of these things were so important that they forgot to add plot or any depth to the characters. One great example is the waking up in motel scene. No explanation how she got there, nor why. No questions asked, yet it was important to show that she drinks water and removes clothes before shower. The whole scene and the stop at the motel were totally pointless, didn't add anything to the characters nor the story. Just waste of time and made the movie slow. Repeating the scenes the second time does not add anything to the story, just making it feel even slower. And slow it is. Oh so very slow.
Koirat eivät käytä housuja (2019)
Extremely boring and pointless film with empty characters. The emperor has clothes.
Movies need characters that audience care about - this had none. Main character had one dimension - dead wife. No idea if he loved her or not - as there was no emotions between them. He definitely does not love his daughter and has no reason to live. Others are guessing that the point of the movie is coping with loss - To me it seems that main character hated his life and so did his wife. They both wanted to die and she beat him to it as the guy is such a pu**y. He keeps hoping someone would end his misery (and the audiences) as his wife was wearing the pants (and had the balls) in their family. No one cares so he fails constantly.
There is no point of wife dying way back when in the past and movie skipping about 15 years forward. It just does not make any sense that the dead wife after ten to fifteen years has anything to do with his behaviour. What did he do in-between (was comatose)? In the end he has loses all his sanity and accepts the fact that his life is hell and there is no way out of it.
People who think this is a great movie must think that bdsm is something special and it gives the movie depth and meaning. It does not. It is just boring.
Midsommar (2019)
Lots of walking and not much more
You could easily cut an hour and the half from the runtime and still would not miss anything. You can predict the ending after reading the description and there is no surprises or anything original there. All the "main" characters empty, no background no future... and the swedes, they are all the same. None of them has any dept or personality. They have to introduce the names like four times, just to make the audience remember their names. Nothing scary or unexpected here - few gore scenes to shock the audience. Problem is that audience should care about the characters to feel anything. Half of the main cast just vanishes and nobody cares - not the other characters or the audience. I have seen some bad movies, but this is on it's own level. To end with positive note, the acting wasn't completely awful.
Boring as H**L even when watched in double speed.