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A Deadly Legend (2020)
Truly Horrible
I don't know what to say about this train wreck of a film. Overall the acting is pretty bad. The story itself didn't really make complete sense either, a lot of loose ends and smaller things within the movie that were never explained or resolved. It's a lot like watching a 1980's cheesy horror in a 2020 setting.
Shirkers (2018)
Kids from Rich Conservative Families Want to Be Outcasts & Make a Film
I see nothing but hypocrisy in this film. The main character in both the movie the group made and this documentary are the same person(s). The main character tells of how bad their self-proclaimed freelance instructor was, yet she fails to see that she has a lot of the same qualities. It is very easy to see that these girls are all from wealthy families in Singapore, and seem to have a desire to be seen as "normal" or "typical" to perhaps a western audience. Besides the pretentiousness, this documentary just goes on and on and on, and loses the viewer due to sheer boredom. It seems like it will never end. And now all I'm saying to myself is... "Please give me back those 97 minutes of my life that I just wasted by watching this".
The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)
Don't waste your time with this one
The most utterly ridiculous movie I've seen in quite a long time. The madness culminates into absolutely nothing in the end and the viewer is left with only one thought ... And that is "Please give me 90 minutes of my life back!"
The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale) (2011)
There isn't a Rating Low Enough for this One
The video quality is the only decent aspect of this film. As for the audio, all the sound seems to be coming from wrong directions and speaking can barely be heard at times because of the background noise. Everything about the story itself is useless in discussing, because it's not even at the level of an amateur - whilst keeping in mind this movie had a $3500 budget. Watching this film leaves the viewer with the feeling that they also need a time machine to get back the 84 minutes they wasted on it. Somewhere Ed Wood is rolling in his grave because somebody has officially outdone his bad films. This movie has to be the modern day equivalent of "Manos: The Hands of Fate".
Rating: "Birdemic" out of 10
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Do Not Waste Your Time with This Movie, or You Will Be Disappointed
The movie builds up to a great climax, but leaves you with nothing in the end. Everything about the film seems great until it suddenly ends with no resolution or conclusion. I agree with most other reviewers in that the movie is well put together, great acting, etc. It has all the elements of a great movie, but the ending is so incredibly lame and disappointing that it completely destroys the film. Daniel Day Lewis is at his best, but the movie drags on and on with the sense that something is building. The viewer is given the impression that something big is going to occur as one bad, sort of karmic deed leads to another and another, etc. Yet in the end, the viewer is left dumbfounded and downright alienated by the utter disastrous and rather stupid ending of the film.
Birthrite (2008)
Bashing Unjustified - Movie Mediocre Relative to Budget
This is worth watching if you don't have much to do, or if you enjoy low- budget films. I've read a lot of critical comments from people that most likely feel disappointed in the film. But keeping in mind the budget of this movie, you can't expect super acting. Other than this, I thought there was decent talent involved in this film. Filming was quite good, and yes (like the other reviewer) I've also lived in Arkansas; though it was in the capital and not in rural areas like in this movie. People stereotype Way WAY too much about rural states in America. Loads of talent in many professional areas comes out of rural areas. And yes, rural Arkansas is beautiful, particularly in the northeast and during the fall season! 3.5 - 4 stars ... a below average movie overall, but the critical bashing is without justification if one considers all factors involved.