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Hanna (2011)

Extremely annoying for free and not entertaining at all

[1/10 · 5 March 2023]

Each action, dialogue, plot twist, sound treatment, image treatment and editing trick does not serve a purpose or purpose greater than the mere fact of being an audiovisual piece that constantly tries to attract the viewer's attention. Like that talentless child who only makes noise with the drum that his parents just bought him.

I am the first to enjoy experimental films with subversive and unusual audiovisual narratives, when someone is behind the wheel. It is not the case.

Kate Blanchet is one of the best actresses today and I think it saddens me to see her wasted in this way. The film crew won't let her play, or give her the time that a good actress of this caliber deserves.

In each shot there is an annoying noise, a camera shake, a scream, wrong words, blurs, detail shots that are not at the service of the final piece and constantly trip up the whole.

Nope (2022)

Peele must be protected as an international treasure immediately

[10/10 · 26 August 2022]

When I saw Peele's first two films I understood him as a director/writer who knew very well what he wanted to tell.

Metaphorical fables with a great social charge. Covered with layers of exciting science fiction and horror.

In this third film, Peele evolves to give us a compendium film with absolutely the best of all genres.

The terror of Nope is a terror of great cinema, of cinema for the annals of history.

Nope's drama hits you again with class consciousness. Letting you see the worst we have in all of us.

Nope's characters, with his redemptions, are already part of the cast of great characters in the history of cinema.

Nope's fantasy is at the level of the great productions of the 90s.

Nope's script, where even the smallest detail fits perfectly, is an engineering masterpiece that only the 10 best directors in the history of cinema have known how to write.

I have never felt so much terror and so threatening as I have felt from minute 1:10:26 to minute 1:19:42. It's going to destroy you. You're not ready.

Jordan Peele must be protected at all costs. He is human history.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

The "80s kids" clonic movie again

[1/10 · 5 January 2022]

They don't even bother to change the actors anymore.

The same jokes, the same camera frames, the same resolutions, the same music.

If you've seen a recent movie with "80s kids", you've already seen them all.

That is money you save!

Dune (2021)

Can pleople please stop cheeering bad cinematography?

[1/10 · 28 September 2021]

This is the Nolan nonsense of this decade.

Boring is not good.

Bland is not good.

Do people really want a boring bland version of an exciting masterpiece that already exist?

Are you going to make the same mistakes you did with Nolan?

Admit this. You don't like the boring take of Batman anymore. It was all just a big mistake. It was you being dragged by a nonsensical trend.

Blade Runner 2049 and now this. 😴

Stop it now that you still can.

Restaurants on the Edge (2019–2020)

Do you remember that little special restaurant you visited few years ago?

[1/10 · 13 May 2020]

Well, if the team of this show went there, probably now it is an ugly tourists restaurant full of Ikea furniture. Enjoy!

What an unprofessional team! 🤣 Zero talent.

Don't ever come to my city!!! Please!!!

The Call of the Wild (2020)

If only for the respect to animals

[10/10 · 24 February 2020]

Thsi movie deserves to be an example of how to do some things on stage. Big thanks to the team. Way to go 😍

Steven Universe Future: Volleyball (2019) Season 1, Episode 4

What an emotional rollercoaster this new season is

[10/10 · 15 December 2019]

And with this fourth episode Rebecca Sugar shows that the Steven Universe lore have still a lot more to offer after the "diamond era".

I was a little afraid it could not hold the quality levels, but it surprised me with subjects even more complex and heart moving than the previous era.

100% Hotter (2016–2018)

100% How to fit in asociety the hates creativity

[1/10 · 9 August 2019]

This show is very unpleasant. They say they help people be happy, but in reality all they do is add an extra layer of superficiality to all the people who pass by.

Someone who's afraid to show his body doesn't need to look like a right-wing congressman. He needs you to help him love himself while he's still creative.

This society urgently needs to stop saying what is right and what is wrong in terms of creativity. They're turning us all into a herd of gray sheep in the same direction.

I advise you to watch this show just to do the opposite of what they say.

Love yourself, be a freak, be more freaky every day. If someone tries to slow you down, keep them out of your life.

Happy! (2017–2019)

"Surprising" does not mean "good"

[1/10 · 8 February 2019]

In fact, and historically, surprising art ends up aging very bad.

And I wish the simple statement of the title of my review, the truth, was more extended so people could life happy.

You don't know how to make a good piece of art? Make it surprising and you will have the money of a lot of people, sure. But nothing more than that.

Sex Education (2019–2023)

It seems they don't know how to close a season anymore

[1/10 · 7 February 2019]

I get they want to get things a little opened to keep collecting our money for season two. But closing only one of the more than ten threats on the plot is not fair.

Come on. You can do better than this. Or maybe not. In that case stop trying to tell us a complex story because obviously you don't know how to end it.

I'm getting really tired of this trend. We know you have to win money with more than two seasons. Just don't make it that obvious.

Steven Universe: Change Your Mind (2019) Season 5, Episode 28

The best show ever gets the best episode ever

[10/10 · 22 January 2019]

At this point Steven Universe is not only the best animated show. With this last (?) episode Steven goes to the top of the best TV shows list.

Don't you believe me? Just watch it. Don't be afraid of it a cartoon, or to it having a lot of funny relaxed episodes that seems out of place (you will be surprised. Everything in this show is there for a deep narrative reason. Even the most little detail). Just watch the whole series if you wan to see the best show ever made for TV. Not kidding. You will not regret.

Masterpiece on every aspect.

La hora musa (2018–2021)

Menuda basura de programa

[1/10 · 4 December 2018]

Donde sólo tiene cabida gente prepotente y asquerosa sin talento ninguno.

The Simpsons: Werking Mom (2018) Season 30, Episode 7

The best episode of this season so far

[10/10 · 23 November 2018]

The 30th season of the simpsons is being bittersweet to me. After an improvable first episode, they have shown us bland episodes that did not finish closing a blunt, acid or funny plot.

I was starting to see the episodes of the simpsons by commitment, and not with the joy of someone who enjoys the acid humor to which we are accustomed.

But everything has changed in this episode. At last, there is a mixture of spicy humor (on the one hand, with Marge) and a conciliatory and entertaining plot (on the other, with Lisa).

Disenchantment (2018–2023)

I hate not auto concluded seasons

[1/10 · 17 August 2018]

What is about this awful trend of not auto concluding a season? creators need to stop doing that. if you are not going to end a story or at least the principal plot line don't call it a season. it makes not sense. it makes me very angry. creators must stop that trend. now.