Overall good story, film work good acting good the only thing is they could have easily done it in 90min so some scenes are a bit drawn out almost overdoing it.
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6 Reviews
Land of Smiles
(2016)
not the worst budget film but pretty close
26 June 2017
Look it's not the worst low budget film I've seen and I've seen lots pretty much I think they were trying to kind of copy the movie/s Hostel but this is no were close to this - the blond actress is at least nice looking but the acting is bad the story line sucks the clown is not scary and the film work sucks also when last did you see a flip up cell phone oh wait the good parts are the beach scenes and a pair of boobs gets a 3/10
Diamond Cartel
(2015)
low budget movie
25 June 2017
This is one of those low budget movies some of the talking is dubbed, the acting is really bad the CGI computer special effects are bad, there are a few movie errors, i only gave it 4/10 and I think that's being kind had more money been spent on it with some good actors it would have been a good movie
A Haunted House
(2013)
Fantastic rip off of Paranormal Activity movies
8 May 2013
It's one of the best rip off's of a movie, very very funny, witty, special effects were good as in the original movies yes it has black actors but this kind of movie wont work with white actors as it won't have the same effect and certain lines then can't be said - the person that gave a review and said it's racist has no sense of humour (I guess he must be black) it's not putting any ones skin colour to shame - it's not like those dumb movie rip off's like scary movie or i know what you did last summer or naked gun 9.5 those sucked - this was really funny.
The actors lines were good, twisted humour, it just worked yes you need to have seen at least one of the paranormal activity movies to really understand this one and the humour - worth watching
The actors lines were good, twisted humour, it just worked yes you need to have seen at least one of the paranormal activity movies to really understand this one and the humour - worth watching
very funny in parts
2 October 2010
Leon back to his old tricks and practical jokes if your ever watched any of the south African movies such as Mr bones, there's a Zulu on my Stoep, Poena is Koening then your in for a treat.
From trying to put makeup on not so dead - dead people, a traffic cop stopping you in a no stopping area, people who are fishing and cutting their fishing lines, a waiter that's just really bad at serving food to locking two guys in a "pet store" and the snake is out of the box your going to laugh your head off.
The taxi drivers are in for a treat, it's just catching unsuspecting people in every way.
South Africa has super people.
From trying to put makeup on not so dead - dead people, a traffic cop stopping you in a no stopping area, people who are fishing and cutting their fishing lines, a waiter that's just really bad at serving food to locking two guys in a "pet store" and the snake is out of the box your going to laugh your head off.
The taxi drivers are in for a treat, it's just catching unsuspecting people in every way.
South Africa has super people.
How to Make Love to a Woman
(2010)
should be voted worst movie
2 October 2010
Very slow, the whole movie was boring - the airport scene has been done so many times and most of the movie was like watching a boring documentary with people just talking - you'd get more fun out of watching popcorn seed popping in the microwave.
On the whole its a movie about a young guy in love with his girlfriend and he's not good in bed which he finds out much later (um! how does that happen any way - oh wait that's it, the girlfriend never tells him and let's him think he's good without showing it or making any of those sound effects) He starts asking friends etc for help - kill me now I'm bored just writing this - she sees another guy, he's upset tells her off - she goes to the airport .....he cry's etc etc
On the whole its a movie about a young guy in love with his girlfriend and he's not good in bed which he finds out much later (um! how does that happen any way - oh wait that's it, the girlfriend never tells him and let's him think he's good without showing it or making any of those sound effects) He starts asking friends etc for help - kill me now I'm bored just writing this - she sees another guy, he's upset tells her off - she goes to the airport .....he cry's etc etc
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