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Maneater (2022)
Trace Adkins !
WHEN EVER I SEE THIS CHAP IN A FILM...... TRACE ADKINS............. I THINK WESTERN STRAIGHT AWAY BUT TO SEE HIM IN A RIP OFF OF JAWS ... ALARM BELLS STARTED TO RING AND RIGHTLY SO IN THIS CASE .. JESUS WHO HAD THE REALLY BRIGHT (NOT !! ) IDEA TO MAKE ANOTHER JAWS TYPE FILM ? (IF WE AN'T HAD ENOUGH OF THEM OVER THE YEARS SINCE THE ORIGINAL ONE ) BUT THAT'S WERE THE SIMILARITY ENDS.
AND HO DEAR THE SHARK WELL WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THAT ,I THINK THE LESS SAID ABOUT IT THE BETTER ........ I DON'T THINK STEVEN SPIELBERG WILL BE LOSING ANY SLEEP OVER MANEATER OUT DOING JAWS AT THE BOX OFFICE IT TAKES MUCH TO LONG TO GET GOING IF YOU GET MY DRIFT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST HALF HOUR THEN YOU WILL AT LEAST GET TO SEE THE KILLER SHARK AT ITS FINEST I AM VERY PROUD TO SAY I MADE IT THROUGH RIGHT TO THE END......... BUT SADLY DAD AND BROTHER WERE NOT AS LUCKY ( OR UNLUCKY ) SOME MAY SAY AS BOTH DROPPED OFF TO SLEEP DURING THE FIRST HALF HOUR ,NOT THE WORST FILM I HAVE SEEN BUT ITS DEFINITELY UP THERE WITH THEM .
Invasion Planet Earth (2019)
Thomas Dunn IS HAVING A BAD DAY !
Thomas Dunn's day cant be any worse than mine after watching this film .....17 years in the making ,and i felt ever one of them... before anyone starts ...yes i know it was made on a low budget and yes an independent film but you have to give the viewer something to work with.... its not what i would call a nights entertainment watching something that you are fighting with yourself not to switch off and you keep thinking well it may get better as it goes along but it don't ,....when it could be me ? Looking at some of the other reviews on here 10 s and 9s ect.
Top Gunner: Danger Zone (2022)
NOT THE ONE ..............
VERY SNEAKY .......Not the one everyone as been waiting over 30 years for its a cheap and very badly made film hoping to cash in on the Top gun Maverick FILM ......It must have cost at least £ 9.99 and the massive cast (all 6 of them ) watch at your own peril .........
Cypher (2021)
didn't live up to my expectations ..sadly
And you have an episode 8 listed on here and even have a synopsis for it .. BUT after watching the whole series THERE IS ONLY 7 EPISODES and i am reliably informed there was only 7 episodes made in this first series which i hope is the first and only series to be made ....same old , same old story ...FBI cyber unit ,decoding ,hit list ect ect .... i know it does not sound very interesting and sadly isn't so fingers crossed there is not a second series as surly there are tv sreies out there that do deserve a second series ....but not this one.
Doors (2021)
DEAR me ......
There must have been change left from the 250 Dollars they spent making this very forgettable film. Starts ok then drops off the scale was watching with my father who was asleep after 10 mins i wanted t join him but thought it may get better ...but sorry to say it didn't.... WAKE UP DAD ..... Its ok its finished now...
Muscle (2019)
SHOCKING .............LET DOWN
Let down by the people who give this film 9/10 who obvious had something to do with the making of this utter bore feast of a film ,if you can sit through this film without putting your foot though the screen you are brain dead or from some other planet got to rank up with the most boring and uninteresting films ever mage god only knows what was going through the minds of the people who made this .....thing