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Death Hunt (2022)
Background drinking movie
I thought only stupid shark movies were fun when you're drinking, well, I was wrong. This horrible movie is quite good if you MST 3000 it with some beverages.
Worth watching as long as you know it's really bad.
Ambulance (2022)
Usual script change, and all over the board
Somewhat disconnected, but at same time somewhat entertaining. Usual token gay scene as required by todays low standards, nothing against it, just not necessary to plot. Overall, not the worst of all the stupid new movies.
Black Site (2022)
It could have been good, wait.. no, no there's really no way
If you assume all special forces have zero training, no common sense and have never watched an action movie, then it sorta works.
I think the orchestra made the most money, as they played the whole time.
Moonfall (2022)
Stupid, but really stupid
If you can get over the full blown orchestra in every freaking scene, the story is about how the moon was made by aliens. It gets worse, if you can believe that. Not really a Christian based movie.
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
Shark week - perfect drinking movie
Great scenery, and there's blue ocean and white sand too.
Super stupid, but that's what's fun about it.
It has actual actors you've heard of, so have a drink or 10.
The Ice Road (2021)
Not that bad
Chill out folks. It's an action movie, when are those realistic? Make yourself a drink or 6, snd just enjoy another random action movie. Geez, you'd think after covid, people wouldn't be so picky.
Ok, maybe the Ken Worth truck logo was over used, but again, when was 007 or Mission Impossible realistic?
The Virtuoso (2021)
Try to stay awake
If you like thriller movies, this ain't it. If you Ike Anthony Hopkins movies, this ain't it.
If you wished you'd just streamed 24 with Kiefer Sutherland, this is it.
Yawn.
Vanquish (2021)
A musical
They love the orchestra more than the dialog.
On our home theater, we could only hear the music, kind of like a horrible laugh track.
Had a good chance, but someone screwed it up, not surprising these days.
Tenet (2020)
Confusing
I still am somewhat lost. You have to turn up the volume to hear dialog. They really love background music, even in the action scenes where it's not needed.
Unusual movie..
Yellowstone (2018)
One of the best series of 2020
Costner and crew are engaging, the script is intelligent, and it's filmed beautifully.
If you're a normal person, you know most shows just are crap (there are exceptions).
This series is quality, no stupid political opinions, opinions of religion or sex, no token group, just good old fashioned entertainment we don't see any more.
Inheritance (2020)
Really bad.
I'm so confused as why the father would leave a vague message to his D.A. Daughter with zero details.
The whole story is just bad. I'm mad at myself for trying to find logic in this mess.
Vivarium (2019)
Bad movie
This isn't a good movie. Let's not get all artsy here, accept the fact it's just not good.
The Boat (2018)
Worth watching
Ghost boat, tests sailors that board it. Worthy sailors pass the test and return home. I'm guessing not so much for others.
The New Daughter (2009)
Horrible Movie
I love Costner movies, however this movie is no Costner movie. Horrible movie with no ending. It's the kind of movie where any viewer says "why would he do that?". He discovers that something bad is happening with the house and the woods, so he decides to leave (at night) and go check out some rumors. I don't know how many signs he needed to see that things were not right, but apparently the 200 in the movie weren't enough. This movie was a big let down. I'm glad it didn't do well in the theaters, maybe a lot of Costner fans won't know about this stupid movie. Just when I thought every movie in Hollywood had to have zombies- of course this one had to have zombie-like Indian creatures. Give me a break.