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Hatchet (2006)
A group of people on a tour of a swamp get killed by a hermit creature
'We' know'- here' we' go' once' again' with' a flipping' sloppy mess! This' review contains' a lot of' spoiler! First' off the films' horrible! There's this scene! 'in a' scene' we see' a person's head' get chopped' off. Then' we also- see' a person' in the very end get attacked' by the creature' then' the ending' credits' roll! No' gore' no violence' just a loud' roar! What the *******. Sorry I'm very sorry but come one now' this' 'film' was out flipped' by a lot of films' that came before it! Like' The fog, Vacancy and most' of' all' Halloween. Why' make' a dumb film! 'make a classic don't 'jump' the gun' board. Overall this film was horrible one' of the' worst' out there' don't see it!
Hostel (2005)
A group of men visit a Hostel to meet American women!
'Missing' lots' of 'good' scares! 'This' film' was' just Gore' all over' no story' no detail' just gore' and lots' of Nudity! As' 'a' Horror fan' I don't like' 'these' type of films' a waist' of time' 'this' movie' is! Don't see' it if you' do you will throw it' right in the' trash! This' movie flipped out' terrible' all over! Where' can I begin' with' 'the' Spoiler or spoilers. First off' there's a scene' where' the' 'film' starts' off nudity' wise! And the' characters' are' 'having' sex all' over! 'This' made' the film flip out even' more! Why' do' 'they' make these movies' I don't know! Now for the end of the film! 'In' the end' one of' the guys survive' 'and' gets on' a train! So' he ends' up killing this other guy' in' a' 'bathroom' and blood spills out! 'He' gets' on another' train' and the' movie ends' Overall' Bad don't see it!
Lake Placid (1999)
A killer Crocidle is lose in the Lake and it's come to feed!
'This' film' was down' right' 'genuis' an incredible film' with 'me' giving it' ten' 'stars' it must be' good! I usually' do not' 'give' movies ten stars' unless I'm 'really' impressed! 'This' movie did and the title' did also: LAKE PLACID. What a film this was' anyone who wants' 'to' see this' movie see it' now I'm 'a' strict' movie' critic' and 'I' say this' movie deserves' 'to' be seen! 'By' everyone' who's seventeen and older! This movie' 'had' me in' it's 'action the whole time' it was' playing! 'And' I'm not joking. This movie kept' me going! This' is why' I love' Shark and crocodile' films all over! 'This gives the action movies' a 'good' 'name! Overall a great film.
Halloween (1978)
Michael Myers' is back again to relive his murder again and again
'This' film' 'was truly a masterpiece. This' was 'done' by' a filmmaker' with talent' and an amazing style to 'it'! This movie' I can't believe' it didn't get' good' reviews' when it' was first released! This' film should have' been popular' since then' I give' it nine stars! 'Why not ten? Because' it was missing' the back' story' to Michael Myers! That's when' the remake' in 2007' came in' and told' 'us' the true story of him as' a ten' year old. In this' film he's six years' old. Not a bad' age! 'All of the Halloween films' were lazy as time' went on! This one and Halloween II 1981 were both good. If I had to choose one to watch it would definitely be John Carpenter's Halloween 1978.
Lake Placid 2 (2007)
Once again a Crocodile is terrorizing a Lake and it's up to a sheriff to save the day
'This' film' disappointed' me! 'What' happened' to' ten stars? 'Down' the toilet now! 'This' film was only' good for' naked' woman' and their breasts!'That's the' only reason' why people' like 'to' see these films! Not' for the' 'croc for' the breasts' 'of' women! Now come' on' I'm a strict' critic' they've got' to stop' doing these' type of films. Now focus on the' movie at' hand! This' 'film was forgettable and' bad. Don't be' making' 'a' dull' film here! 'What happened' with the first' film was awesome! Now' they went' to just' naked women. There 'is' a scene' where' a bikini' girl is snatched by' the crocodile! Come on' this film' overall' is 'terrible' don't see it!
Saw (2004)
A man named Jigsaw plays brutal games and kills off people!
'Usually' the first' film' that people make. 'Are' usually' the best' films' 'out' of' the franchise' this' film' hardly the case. Not' 'a' classic' a let down' of a drop of a water' fall! Paint dry' is what I call this movie' there was' no point in making' this' brutal gory' film! Movies like' these' need' 'to' be backed up' by good scenes! This movie' had nothing. Just' garbage is all' a lazy film' ever to be made' worse than' Halloween II 2009' no! But this' film is non entertaining' you'll fall asleep fast! And' It' is no joke' here fokes' this movie is a waist of any one's time. There is a scene' where' Jigsaw' closes' the door and leaves' Adam' screaming in the room! Overall don't bother 'seeing' the film! It's a horrible' one at that.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
After Halloween 4 ended Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield again to kill Jamie Lloyd
'Here' we' go 'again. 'Another' Halloween' film' How many can they' make. For' these' 'movies? I' really am wondering' why make' a fifth 'film! 'It's not a horrible' film but not' as entertaining' as the 2000's films! In one scene' Michael Myers' jabs' a knife but' a vent' to try to pull' Jamie out' to 'kill' 'her! And' this film' really did not make' me use my' brain at all! As for' the kids' don't let' them see it! This' 'is' when' the Halloween' films get' Gory! And I mean' lots of gore! There's a scene' where' Michael Myers' hits a tree then appears out of the' car minutes later' to kill Jamie! And in the end The man' in black frees' Michael Myers' for the sequel in the sixth film! Overall this movie was just' alright!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Michael Myers' escapes' the' hospital and returns' to Haddonfield to kill Jamie Lloyd
'This' film was' good' not' better than' 'Halloween 1978. 'The' movie' had' a solid' performance' from Elie Cornell' who played' Rachel! And she' was 'really' 'awesome! 'in the' fifth film' she should have' stayed 'alive! 'In' the' aspect' of Halloween 4' it truly' lives on' to be' 'a great'Halloween sequel. 'It should' have' ended right' here! 'Not' go' on' forever! This' movie' just had bad' 'luck! In the end of the' film' 'Rachel' runs' Michael Myers' over' with the 'car! And Jamie ends up' walking over to Michael' after Rachel said no! 'And they end up' shooting Michael' as he minutes' later' falls down' a mineshaft! Which' leaves off' to the sequel' in 'Halloween 5! Overall' the film' was just good!
Saw IV (2007)
Jigsaw once again is back to' kill ' and torture people including Detective' Hoffman'
'We' all' thought' the saw' franchise' would never end' this film' was terrible! You' can only' torture' people' in 'this' Horror style' so many' times' then it' 'gets' old! There's a scene' where' A man' is tied to a chair! And' he asks' whoa' what the ******* is' that? And' Jigsaw explains this' is the' tool' 'that's gonna' 'save' your life' Now I want to' play' 'a' game! 'These saw' films get tiring' real fast. Don't put' 'out' the same' thing. 'This could've been Saw 1! As' far as' I'm' going' with this! 'The' first one' okay' nothing great' but' 'not' totally bad! Saw II' awesome' best one! Saw III' alright' but entertaining! Now' Saw' 4' getting boring. Overall The' 'film' was very' horrible' and bad' not my favorite' Saw' film!
30 Days of Night (2007)
A town in Barrow Alaska are killed by Vampires during the 30 days of night
'I thought' this' 'film' was down 'right' 'awesome! It' was' good! I enjoyed' 'every' second of it! It' is one' of the' most' terrorfying' films' 'to' be made about' 'vampires! I' thought' this film was truly' telling' 'a great 'story. 'It did have' it's ups' and downs but whenever' the down' hill' terrible' scenes' came in' they weren't horrible' they just' simply' didn't fit' the 'film' but' the good' scenes' always' backed' itself' up! And' it' 'always' took a strong' turn! This' movie' was amazing' not boring! Really' if you saw it in the Movie Theater' you got' 'your' money's worth' if you' don't agree then you don't know a' good horror 'film! Overall really amazing!
The Mist (2007)
After a mist rushes in people in a store are being killed by creatures
'Why make' this movie' I hated' everything' about it! It' was so wrong' I can't even' comment' on this one! If' you thought' this one was bad' good choice' thanks' for sticking' with' me 'if not wrong it's bad. There's a' truly real' dummy' in the film' as well! The black man' should've died' like twelve' seconds ago. He tells them in one scene' we need to seek rescue' and the white man' is right there's something' out there! The black man' says no how' dumb can you be in these films! I can't comment' on how horrible' this film was' I just can't anymore. It's impossible. Make' something entertaining not full of junk. This movie overall did nothing for me! I was bored.
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
People who on a TV game show get killed during the show
'First' off' this film' was just' half way there! I' truly' hate' these type' of movies' I can't give' it a simple' good or bad' rating' if it's so' in between' I'm really' getting tired' of' the movies in between good' or 'bad. I didn't' like the way' they made' the characters' they were' to mean. And' one man was so' out there' with his humor! The only scene' I liked' was the opening' when Kimberly was' attacked by' the creatures. And one of them bit her' lips off' after she' ran over' him with the' car! And' when the movie was done' I was' so happy! The' film does' have it's 'ups and downs' 'for sure! Overall' it was just okay'
Hit and Run (2009)
A woman drives home and a man tries to kill her!
'I 'don't' know' how many more films' they can make'. This' film can't do' well' 'at' the box' office this movie wad boring' not entertaining at all' The film starts off no where and goes no where' A woman' drives home and then' finds a' 'dead' body in her garage'! And the' man turns out' to be a psycho' killer. I don't know why' but I wouldn't have' gotten this movie'. I got from my' Grandma' for free. And that's' the only' price I'll ever' be paying for a movie like this' In one scene a young woman' screams her head off while barring' the body! This film' is just to make money' nothing special. The director can't direct no movies. I don't know why' they even' 'made' this! Overall bad!
The Strangers (2008)
A couple return to their summer home and they are invaded by masked figures
'This' film' was' just' getting' okay' nothing' great but' it wasn't strong! If you saw' when a' stranger calls' or a film' like that' you will find' it is ten times' scarier than this. There's' one scene where a woman' walks over to the front door. And' a person knocks' on the door. The woman says yes' A voice says is Tamra home? 'The woman' then' replies' you already' came by' here! The' voice then says' are you sure! The woman backs up! A lot' of the' scares' in this' film are' simple nothing big! 'when' the boyfriend gets' home all' the stuff' that happened' gets worse. Throughout the rest' of the film it's just' okay nothing great' Overall it was just' okay.
Halloween (2007)
After Michael Myers age: 10 is put in a hospital he escapes years later
'Rob' Zombie' Director of' his' latest film' The Devils rejects reinvents Halloween. Or at least tries to when I saw this horror film the craziest and most interesting but not a good twist to the movie was first off Rob Zombie says he tried to pitch it and picture it as two movies but in my opinion it felt like three movies jammed together you have Young Michael Myers in the sanitarium and in the beginning of the movie you have Adult Michael Myers in the film in the sanitarium and he escapes and then you have Adult Michael Myers returning to haddonfield. To much information in one movie After you see this film you won't be scared of the original anymore if you see this movie you'll know all the secrets and all of the information of Michael myers nothing's kept untold in the remake of Halloween it all unfolds when he's a child and a when's an adult. This film wasn't horrible or terrible it could've been worse it wad okay but not in my top five movie catigory in my top ten or top eleven yes. It was just average nothing great in the movie theater not good enough DVD it's a okay for. See it then on DVD. For overall rating I give Halloween 2007 5 stars.
Halloween II (2009)
H2 Halloween II follows the after Math Of Michael Myers deadly return to Haddonfield
'Rob' Zombie the' man' who directed' 'House of' 10000 corpses and the Devil's' rejects and Halloween 2007 said he would' never make a sequel to Halloween 2007! But in 2009 Halloween II 2009 was a surprise for everyone. Making a box office money wasn't as popular with critics as you may think. Halloween II 2009 had weak moments at best and Rob Zombie said never to return for another Horror film Of Halloween again: Part in the movie: One of the parts I didn't like was the part where young Michael Myers' asks' 'his mom can I show you something? And Debra as a ghost says Alright and then Michael shows Laurie Strode in a cage or something! And then she screams after Debra says not yet Michael. Rob Zombie'' did not resemble Halloween II 1981 at all I didn't like the movie!