This is by far Eli Roth's best film. It's probably the only one that is actually successful as what it's setting out to be.
There's a lot of great practical gore, especially every-time someone gets their head slammed in by a mast or hammer. Theres some funny moments, and the carnage in the opening Black Friday massacre is full of great hammy acting, absurd vulgar dialogue and stupid violence.
Unfortunately, this movie doesn't take it far enough. The fake trailer looked super demented, but it was so toned down for the feature length version. The most obvious part is the trampoline scene. Eli Roth also just isn't that good of a director. There's a lot of bad editing and moments where he obviously forgot to shoot certain coverage. It was mostly flat and the sound design was boring. The fake trailer is the best thing Roth has ever done by a mile, because it was so much more unique and clever than this. The action is kind of awkward a lot of the time. There's no moments of fear or tension. While the prac effects are good, the cgi blood effects are pretty lame. Like that scene with the bin would have been so fun if the cgi effect wasn't so unconvincing.
It's super obvious who the killer is to anyone who's familiar with slasher movie tropes. Eli Roth also does this annoying thing where he sets up characters you'd love to see die, and then doesn't do anything with them, the only other slasher I can think of recently that's done that is the Halloween remake, so get ready for some terrible sequels to this movie!
On that note, the ending is the worst part of this flick, just in how unsatisfying it is. The climax is lame and obvious, but the last shots are so bad that I was furious when the credits rolled. Why didn't Jess's annoying and manipulative bf die at all? Why didn't her dad? What about those party guys? Why didn't her terrible friends? Again, it's so they can die in the sequel (if they make it).
All the teenagers in this movie look so old. Hilariously, the guy who played Scuba looked at least 30. Also, the acting was terrible. These teens are reacting to their friends death like it's less of a big deal than their phones running out of juice. The main actresses only move is to widen her eyes a bunch. The dialogue is also awful, and after the vulgar opening, never reaches that level of entertaining again.
The villains motivation for going after the kids is tenuous at best too. Also, the killer just forgot about a bunch of people who played a big hand in his love-interests death. Also, he didn't need Jessica at all, that was a dumb attempted justification. Roth tries to do one of those classic mystery montages, where it flashes back to all the clues you miss as an audience member, but in that scene, there's literally no clues or lines of dialogue that are clever foreshadowing. Even the basic, Roth manages to screw up.
The most insulting part is that after the credits, we waited for nothing but a nothing 'blooper' that wasn't funny or charming in any sense.
Also what doesn't make sense "this year there won't be any leftovers!!!" Is actually a line Roth thinks is cool? So much so he repeats it twice, tf does it even mean?
A better director/writer could make this work. It's still his best movie, and I genuinely enjoyed a lot of it. But dam the ending and climax were so lame and unsatisfying.
There's a lot of great practical gore, especially every-time someone gets their head slammed in by a mast or hammer. Theres some funny moments, and the carnage in the opening Black Friday massacre is full of great hammy acting, absurd vulgar dialogue and stupid violence.
Unfortunately, this movie doesn't take it far enough. The fake trailer looked super demented, but it was so toned down for the feature length version. The most obvious part is the trampoline scene. Eli Roth also just isn't that good of a director. There's a lot of bad editing and moments where he obviously forgot to shoot certain coverage. It was mostly flat and the sound design was boring. The fake trailer is the best thing Roth has ever done by a mile, because it was so much more unique and clever than this. The action is kind of awkward a lot of the time. There's no moments of fear or tension. While the prac effects are good, the cgi blood effects are pretty lame. Like that scene with the bin would have been so fun if the cgi effect wasn't so unconvincing.
It's super obvious who the killer is to anyone who's familiar with slasher movie tropes. Eli Roth also does this annoying thing where he sets up characters you'd love to see die, and then doesn't do anything with them, the only other slasher I can think of recently that's done that is the Halloween remake, so get ready for some terrible sequels to this movie!
On that note, the ending is the worst part of this flick, just in how unsatisfying it is. The climax is lame and obvious, but the last shots are so bad that I was furious when the credits rolled. Why didn't Jess's annoying and manipulative bf die at all? Why didn't her dad? What about those party guys? Why didn't her terrible friends? Again, it's so they can die in the sequel (if they make it).
All the teenagers in this movie look so old. Hilariously, the guy who played Scuba looked at least 30. Also, the acting was terrible. These teens are reacting to their friends death like it's less of a big deal than their phones running out of juice. The main actresses only move is to widen her eyes a bunch. The dialogue is also awful, and after the vulgar opening, never reaches that level of entertaining again.
The villains motivation for going after the kids is tenuous at best too. Also, the killer just forgot about a bunch of people who played a big hand in his love-interests death. Also, he didn't need Jessica at all, that was a dumb attempted justification. Roth tries to do one of those classic mystery montages, where it flashes back to all the clues you miss as an audience member, but in that scene, there's literally no clues or lines of dialogue that are clever foreshadowing. Even the basic, Roth manages to screw up.
The most insulting part is that after the credits, we waited for nothing but a nothing 'blooper' that wasn't funny or charming in any sense.
Also what doesn't make sense "this year there won't be any leftovers!!!" Is actually a line Roth thinks is cool? So much so he repeats it twice, tf does it even mean?
A better director/writer could make this work. It's still his best movie, and I genuinely enjoyed a lot of it. But dam the ending and climax were so lame and unsatisfying.
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