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Family Guy: It's a Trap! (2011)
Gave it 3 Stars because thats how many times I laughed
I'm a big fan of Family Guy and have been for a long time as well as a Star Wars fan and wow was this movie is just crap! You'd think after all the references Seth uses from Star Wars and having an interview with George Lucas he would have put effort into something he claims he "loves." Yeah he covers his ass by saying it sucks in the beginning and that the company was basically forced to write it and you wonder why even make it then? Does family Guy suck that much that another network wouldn't just pick it up like honestly he rags on his own network like crazy yet still does what they tell him to, lately I think both FOX and Seth only care about dollar signs because as the seasons have gone on they seem to imitate The Simpson's in many aspects one in particular is that both Homer and Peter seem to get stupider as the seasons drag on. I loved the beginning of the seasons and the first 2 Star Wars movies but ahh I guess it's good that you can stream all the seasons on Netflix for 7 bucks instead of wasting 40 for a 3 disc season or now a movie that was made that you'd want to clean your butt with. All in all this movie shits on Star Wars with lack of effort and repetitive jokes to waste time!
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
What the Hell?
To be honest I only read the first book and although it kept my attention in the beginning it quickly lost my interest as did the two movies made so far. "Bella" is a human doormat with no personality what so ever which begs the question why does "Edward" find her interesting other then the fact that he cant read her mind (not like there would be much going on), so Kristen Stewart was PERFECT for the role because she cant act to save her life and (yet in real life she comes across as being a stuck up bitc# for god knows what reason but I guess beggars can be choosers). As far as Robert Pattinson goes at least he's tolerable to watch other then that good lord gain some real muscle Kristen was buffer then he was. Taylor's acting for the most part was gay the lines shouldn't matter its the actor who sells the words and he didn't do a good job, he should have worked harder on his acting instead of focusing on JUST his body which I will admit was VERY impressive. The other actors who played the wolf's should have joined him at the gym because they all with the exception of "Paul" look fat or out of shape really they did. As far as special effects go they looked way better in this movie which Twilight really lacked, Van Hellsing looked more realistic then the special effects in the first movie. Inconsistencies were very apparent, in the first movie "Laurent" didn't look white at ALL nor did his eyes stand out as much as they did in New Moon, also the cullen's eyes are ridicules I mean who doesn't notice a person with yellow almost cat like eyes? And the film maker should have explained it better for people who have not read the other books. It doesn't make sense how Bella isn't affected by any of the vampire's powers yet Jasper is able to manipulate her emotion in the beginning when Alice gives her a gift or the fact that Alice can see her future. This movie drags in the beginning and then jumps and skips in the end horrible (alice just stealing the car, how?) I know that some directors will pick unknown actors for their movies (X-men) but seriously there's a reason some actors aren't well known and obviously they didn't take that into account when they hired most of these "actors." All in all New Moon was better then Twilight ONLY because they had better special affects and soundtrack. The chemistry between all the actors sucked almost as much as the chemistry in the Star Wars movies 2 and 3 (Hayden Christiansen and Natalie portman). So honestly people don't waste your money on this movie unless your a teenage girl with no common sense or depth.