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Darkness Visible (2019)
A SOLID 9/10
There's only been about half a dozen horror and thriller films that've really glued me to my seat during the past 10 years... and this one right here is one of them.
Admittedly, and foolishly, the film has far better acting than what I first thought when watching the trailer. The music is spot on, combined with a solid story and strong dialogues.
See for yourselves. You won't be disappointed.
IO (2019)
Never mind the pessimists
How anyone can say that this is a "dull" and "worthless" movie is a complete mystery. (You know what's dull and worthless? "The shape of water." Yeah, you heard me.)
Honestly though, never mind the pessimists and their pointless reviews. The narrating, the music, and the scenery is all solid in this movie. This is a good one and you won't regret watching it!
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
A classic
I don't see what the big problem is. This movie is excellent and Tom Green is superb.
Goddamn sensitive snowflakes.
The Shape of Water (2017)
You've been warned
Frankly, it's nothing else but a perverted, perplexing, and stomach-turning attempt to romanticize and justify bestiality. It's honestly the worst piece of crap that I've seen in a decade. Really. But yeah, if you're into movies without logic, story, heart... then by all means, have at it!
Let's just hope that either your frail sanity or someone with taste in movies stops you before the intro to this p crapfest ends.
Winchester (2018)
What's up with the negativity?
I just saw this film and I need to say that the negative reviews paint a highly unfair image of it. It has a solid story, a touch mysticism, good effects, and the music is spot on.
I've seen many more films of this genre and there's plenty of others that suck far beyond imagination. Trust me when I tell you that for what it's worth, this film is definitely worth to be watched. Because worth this one surely has and it won't be the slightest of a disappointment whatsoever!