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House of the Dragon: Smallfolk (2024)
Dollar Store Game of Thrones
The worst episode (so far), in a horrible season. The whole season is a time waste and Damon's storyline is stupid and is a waste of the best character on the show. Every new character introduced this season is either a weak man or super strong "no nonsense" woman. However all of them have zero charisma and the personality of a paper bag. Every single knight we are introduced to is a simpering beta weakling, what happened to knights like the Hound, the Mountain, Jaimie Lanister, Brotherhood without Banners, etc. They need to fire every single writer on this show and start from scratch for next season. Game of Thrones juggled at least a dozen storylines at once, this show can't handle to make a single storyline interesting.
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Removing Zendaya would improve the movie
Enjoyed the first dune movie, however the second one was all right but not as good. It was way too long, you should have cut at least 40 minutes off of this thing. Zendaya is a horrible plank of wood actress and if you decreased her screen time to about 10% of what it was, it would have been a better movie. The forced love story added nothing to this film and watching her on screen is irritating to say the least. You could have easily taken out 40 minutes of talking scenes that included her and Paul, and it would have sped the movie up a little bit. Just a note for any future sequels, cut her roll down to next to nothing or remove her character entirely.
The Flash (2023)
Worst superhero movie I've ever seen.
The Flash has to be the worst superhero movie that I've ever seen, and I've seen them all. It's worse than anything Marvel has put out in the last few years and even worse than that horrible Fantastic Four reboot that came out a few years ago. Ezra Miller has got to be one of the most annoying people on screen, I don't know how he gets any acting gigs. He runs like a gimp and his voice is one of the most squeaky annoying voices I've ever heard. All the secondary characters are just as annoying. Effects aren't great storys not great and bad casting. The Batmans' bring a little bit to the movie but not enough to save this thing, it should have been canceled just like Batgirl was. Save your money, do not pay to watch this movie. Don't even watch it for free, you can do anything else with two and a half hours of your time.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 22: Guns for Hire (2023)
I couldn't see anything, Lizzo was in the way!
Another horrible episode from another dead property by one of the worst companies out there. Bad acting, ruined lore, and the main character made into a side character. I don't know how anybody watches anything Star Wars since Disney took over, these shows are terrible. First two seasons of the Mandalorian were okay, this third one is utter garbage. It's almost like these episodes were written by a grade 6 Elementary School student. The episode was embarrassing to watch, my kids don't even watch Star Wars anymore. They watch the original end prequel trilogies but they don't watch anything Star Wars made by Disney, and they should be Disney's Target audience.
The Last of Us (2023)
So far so good, just change the 2nd game
So far so good, the show.kept the family's interest. The actors did a good job and are likeable. They have already started with the race swapping of characters but it hasn't affected the quality of the show so far. One thing is for sure, HBO better change the story once they reach the timeline from the second game or they're going to have viewership falling off fast. I won't mention any spoilers but if you played the games you know what I'm talking about. So far the pacing of the first episode was done well, and character introductions were pretty good as well even though the casting isn't spot on to the game characters. If you can get past that and if HBO maintains the series as to what this first episode is, the show will do well and will be enjoyable to watch.
Prey (2022)
Better than the last Predator movie... barely!
Could have been a better movie and did have potential. Bad CGI with the bear looking awful, looked like effects from a 1990s TV show. Um yeah, a 120lb woman can kill 5 200lb+ men in hand to hand combat, then do the same with a 500lb 8' predator. Pretty unbelievable even for a scifi movie. Characters were likeable enough, just badly written. Mediocre film done on a low budget. Oh yeah and don't forget "white man bad!". Watch it for free if you have the time, but I wouldn't pay for this movie. Nothing else to say but the review needs 600 characters so just go rewatch the 1st two movies, and Predators as they are way better movies.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
They sure love their diversity!
Bad cgi, bad story, bad acting, but they sure let you know in every scene that they hired a diverse group of actors. It was so forced that I played a game and called out correctly the ethnicity of every new actor before they were introduced over 50% of the time. Rooting for the bad cgi dinosaurs here, hopefully they eat everyone. Let this franchise die already.
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
I think my 9 year old wrote these scripts!
Things happen, not interesting things, just things. Look a rancor! Keep looking (10 minutes later....). Now look, a wookie! Now an edgy, cool, diverse biker gang. She has short hair and a leather vest, she's badazz! This show is bad, writing is bad, acting is bad.
The Northman (2022)
Good manly action & killing!
A movie about men, of the north, killing and being manly. No diverse, pansexual handicapped vikings of color here so I am in. A bit too much dancing and our hero did a few stupid things you wouldn't do in real life, but I can forgive. Watch this movie if you like good action flicks from the 80s, won't be disappointed.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Nostalgia factor makes this an 8/10
Nostalgic fan service makes this movie an 8. Without it, would be a 6, without Dr. Strange, movie would be a 4. Many of the jokes are too drawn out and unfunny, but a few do land later in the movie. Great to see the OT villians but everything from the Amazing pair of movies is still not very good, although Electro looked much better. Lotsa plot holes and the writing really does stretch believability here. MJ is still annoying, a bad actor and is not very pretty. Had doubts at the beginning as all the males looked like bumbling idiots, while the 2 whamen, were strong, smart and independent. Kept my interest so coulda been worse.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
The Force Awakens... but Ghostbusters
They tried to rehash to much from the original. Movie was OK at the start but kinda slow in the middle. The Gozer, keymaster, gatekeeper stuff was meh, a cheap rehash. Also the kids figured everything out to easily. Better than the 2016 trash but only a slightly above average movie. No more sequels, please.
The Witcher (2019)
S2 took a huge nosedive
The stunning, brave and diverse writers sure took this show into a nosedive for season 2. Duuuullll, Geralt is a side character in his own show now. All the strong idependent whamen are now the focus, and the show is all with them doing nothing but talking. Grey's Anatomy in the Iron ages is what the show has become.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
This is what happens when you "diversity" hire
Hire writers and directors for diversity sake and this is what you get. Terrible cash grab sequel that nobody wanted. Horrible blue haired feminists talk and do things, is what sums up this movie. So bad I didn't even finish it, and that was after fast forwarding through parts. Don't spend money to watch this... don't even watch it for free.
Don't Look Up (2021)
Leftist trash
All the far left simps rating this a 10, it's a horrible trash movie. Over 2 hours of unfunny trash, whomever wrote this should never work in Hollywood again.
Santa Inc. (2021)
Seth Rogan is an embarrassment to Canada
Unfunny stoner makes a movie equally as unfunny. That's been Seth Rogan's career over the past 20 years. Your not edgy anymore cause you smoke weed, it's legal now. Rogan, take your stupid laugh and do us a favor, don't make anymore movies ever again. Horrible movie made by a talentless hack and a Z lister celebrity.
Foundation (2021)
Tries to be GOT in space but is just boring!
Have never read the original novels so can't comment on if the show is accurate to the books or not. I'm one episode in and this show is slow and quite boring. I am a big fan of both Jared Harris and Lee Pace, but the rest of the woke casting feels unrealistic and takes away from the show in a big way. The main female protagonist would have been better played by pretty much any other actress I can think of, she is so mundane. Also, you would think the whole universe would be made up of all black women based on the way they casted this show. The visuals are nice, but the story is so slow, I'm just going to go and watch the expanse again instead and I suggest you do the same.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
So cringe the whole family left the room
Wow, this movie is so bad, the kids and wife all slowly left the room to do other things while watching. Katy is so horrible of a character and annoying I was waiting for her character to get offed. Unfunny, bad acting, horrible soundtrack and overall a less than generic steaming pile cranked out by Disney. I would be ashamed to have my name related to this movie in any way. Next time gonna get a root canal instead, would be more fun.
Dune: Part One (2021)
This movie isn't for everyone
I liked it but can understand why others might not. It is long and can be slow at times, but it's suppose to be. I think of it as a scifi drama, if your looking for Transformers you won't like this. My only gripe is it just ends in the middle of the story so hopefully part 2 is actually released.
Finch (2021)
Is Borat the robot?
Average movie, writing is not the best and movie is about a half hour too long. I think Borat voices the robot, super annoying. Typical Tom Hanks "solo" movie if your into that sort of thing. Movie is kinda slow but I've seen worse.
Stargirl (2020)
Ditch the diversity for a better show.
Cut down on the teen drama and stop introducing every new hero as a female ethnic teen and you'll have a way better show. Let's see some adult heros already.
Free Guy (2021)
Meh, basically a ripoff of better movies
Kept my interest in the first half but basically a ripoff of Truman Show and Ready Player One. No real original concepts. They just had to include a few far left Hollywood political agenda lines, that brought the movie down a notch. I like Ryan Renolds which is probably the best reason I rated this movie as high as I did. That and maybe because there are literly no other movies out their to watch instead.
Big Brother: Episode #23.1 (2021)
BLM the game show!
How diverse of CBS stacking the game for the first winner of color! No production interference here. Stunning and brave = boring and lame, worst cast of all time. Bye... forever!
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Great cast, it kept me entertained!
Sure it's got some plot holes, but it kept me entertained the whole way through. That's saying allot amongst today's Hollywood wokefest garbage movies. Chris Pratt is the man!!
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Shills are rating this a 10, but it's barely a 5
No story and overly stupid dialog where most jokes fall flat. What the f is actually happening, whole movie is like a series of random scenes strung together? Tries too hard to be funny, but we already had Mystery Men 20 years ago. Cena needs to stop making movies, gawd he sucks. Sorry James Gunn, this one is laaaaaame!
Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)
Kevin Smith is a has been...
Kevin Smith hasn't been relevant since the 90s. The Clerks movies were good but it's Jason Mewes who is the star of the Jay and Silent Bob franchise. Other than that Kevin Smith is the guy that hasn't really done anything lately, still just hanging around the party waiting to hopefully find a drunk girl to take home and maybe score a little past glory.