Text: Maybe I'm missing a lot as I haven't watched any of the cartoons, or mandalorian. Just the main movies (except the last one) and Andor (which I thought was very good).
The opening scene is great. Very star wars, looked clean and real. Like a new spaceship, recently commissioned, with shiny new droids and a very prequel feel.
But then meeting the star, Ahsoka, was a total let down. She's on some random mcGuffin mission, that I had no background for, so didn't care about. Full of memberberries for the nostalgia fans, lots of hints. For some thing that contains information that absolutely would not be in an ancient temple decorated by what looked like whills. We later learn they are some ancient witches? Whatever. But the thing is thousands of years old, anyway, and has no right to be housing the coordinates to a recently vanished Grand Admiral Thrawn. (I've read the EU books about him, and faced him in the x-wing/tie fighter PC games, but apparently he's in rebels, so I may be very confused as to what is what with this one, as his arc is very different)
Its only in the next scene, where a purported "General" (who acts like a maverick flyboy); asks the questions we all want answered, that we learn what it is for (the basic core of the series) and the sheer stupidity of the last scene is made apparent. Could they not have written the bit we are told about that led to the quest, so we got to see it? Would have added stakes and interest. Like knowing WHY Ahsoka was there, and what she was looking for would have rendered the scene very different to view. I could have been involved in it, instead of just looking at it and, not knowing the why of anything, finding all the holes in the presentation.
Anyhow. Next scene and we are into male humiliation girlboss nonsense and the series has made itself very clear. Sabine. Maybe. Is the star of the show. A punky, rebellious, sullen mid twenties actress portraying a teen who is amazing at everything and generals go to her for answers. Seriously. They made her look a lot like 5 from Dark Matter (Emily Kolburn), a far better character and actress, but the call back to fond memories wore off pretty fast. Looks like it will be her show, and the target audience is hormonal teenage girls.
It might explain the awful physical performance of Ahsoka herself. I thought she was going for a contained Ronin-like zen, but my friend (a keen fan) lambasted me for not watching Rebels (apparently it makes everything make sense) so I watched a bit. Ahsoka there is a athlete, bouncing about. So this version look like a disinterred copse in comparison.
The bad guys are fun. Scowly blond girl is a riot. (i'm kidding), and the main sith dude is reminiscent of Dooku. Shame he spends so much time gazing meaningfully at nothing.
If only scowly had pulled that lightsaber up, or sideways, instead of cleanly out, when she poked Punky through the liver with it, and we could drop the largest, and least interesting, part of the show.
Someone else mentioned that the 2 episode runtime is equivalent to a New Hope. In that time, we've not got past Luke finding Leia's message, story-wise.
Well, expectations were not existent, so now have a clear low dialled in. Let's see how the rest of it turns out.
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