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Spawn of the Slithis (1978)
Eco-Horror from the canal
Cheesy but watchable. Bad acting by some but not all bad. Has a nice microphone hiss in a few scenes which I enjoy. Nice opening shots of Venice, California. The lead girlfriend continues to get worse as a character the more the film goes, with awkward lines and shots. Has the typical Vietnam vets as street bums. Highly stereotypical and normal for films during this age. An odd play on various scenes with comedic music set to more awkward camera shots. The monster itself is pretty cool, also offering a hint of comedic action with its noises and walk. This film is really an interesting study of a America at the time frame filmed, more specifically California.
Mother! (2017)
Absurd and irritating
I finished it but that was really hard to do. If you're going to give someone a story that seems real, it really sucks when it jumps over into not real and downright pathetic. Such a shame to see such a good cast wasted on complete nonsense, and I loved Black Swan.
Knives Out (2019)
One of the best films of all time!
Firstly, the storyline is deep and amazingly interesting. The direction is impeccable. The sound and music are all on target. There is nothing wrong with this film! Down to the last scene, simply an amazing film. Twists, turns, comedy and suspense. The cast is from heaven and the acting is so well done one feels that everyone in the film literally just a real. Lots of humanity, whether good or bad. The scene cuts are genius, but to be fair, the film is genius. I will be looking for more films from this director.
De lift (1983)
Nice throwback with European flair
First off, the dubbing is comedic in itself, too loud, and the tones don't match the characters in more than one instance. The plot is a given, an elevator gone wrong! The characters make do with what the story provides. Hot women here and there. The mystery of the lift, of when and how it will strike next, is what keeps the film going.
The Carpenter (1988)
The lead actress steals the show
Liked this film for what it was. It has plot, mild suspense, decent character variety, and the house provides a dreamy setting. On the comedy end of the spectrum, the carpenter is terrific! I can't say more without spoiling it.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
LSD anyone?
Love everything about this film. Far out dude! The narration of the trapped artist, now forced voyeur to the bed's appetite, keeps the film going. Lots of laughs, especially when the guys hands start falling apart.
El mariscal del infierno (1974)
Hilarity, a mix of castles with strange synths, and satan!
The clash of odd synth tones with old world castles and flutes is what keeps me tuned into this colorful piece of nonsense. Brutal murders of families, magic and alchemy, satanic rituals, horrible treatment of human kind. Well, that's about it but I enjoyed the humor of the absurdity of the film.
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)
Title says it all - sheer perfection!!!
Think 'Vacation' films mixed with some horribly humored wrong turn into blood violence and dark comedy. Like the 'Airplane' series with its slapstick, this film has a joke in most of the scenes and lines spoken.
Death by Love (1990)
Fuzzy film oddity
Shot in vhs? Not sure but lots of hiss and fuzz in the film. Plot is there but a true low budget horror suspense, lighting and sound and edits not really there. Slow moving but I watched all of it. Interesting piece of 1990 film, during that weird technical transition from analog to digital.
Blood Beat (1983)
Where's my orange juice
Ahhh, the hilarity of it all! What a weird movie. Just the linking in storyline of deer hunting, a samurai, a neurotic painter, a visiting girlfriend with an orgasm problem. A treat to watch, very original and very cheesy, especially during the poltergeist effects. Well worth the full watch.
Horror High (1973)
That teacher should have shut her mouth!
Love the audio and camera shots of this film. Nice character generation. The plot lingers but works as the movie goes along. You really do pull for the poor kid who is getting bullied from teachers and students. Worth the watch.
Octopus (1970)
Classic hidden gem
Just great cheese abound! Stop cuts, slow mo, shaky cameras, multiple film types, strange 70's flare
Uninvited (1988)
The best of the worst
From music to effects to storyline to acting, all so bad! So yes, comedic horror that is at the top of its game! I'm just so happy I found this film. It is truly full of surprises, and hot 80's chicks too! Oh man, I just can't stop laughing about this movie. Will be searching more from this director.