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The House of the Devil (2009)
Great and stylish way to waste time.
Let me see if i can meet the college-essay length requirement for a review. This movie has delightful photography and the outdoor scenes are very reminiscent of the decade it purports to homage. The actors are seemingly putting themselves into their roles. It was great to see Mary Waronov and Tom Noonan make appearances in this film, both are icons.
Overall, this movie was a waste of my time. It builds up to nothing, the ending is slapped together and tacked on. It takes an hour and a half before it becomes a horror film proper and by then I didn't care what happened. Glad to know there wasn't a lot of money spent on this pointless tripe. My recommendation: go watch anything else.
Hill Street Blues: Seoul on Ice (1985)
I agree with prior reviewer
This one is a hard hitter. Last 2-3 minutes is an insane magnum emotional blow. This show just gets better and better as I continue to marathon it. (Missed it in my youth)
Dark Island (2010)
Well...
...it's hard to review a movie when you can not hear what is happening.
Watched this on a reputable streaming service, but when the background noise and music is at 70% and the primary dialog is at 30%,it kinda makes it hard to judge.
Looked like a good movie, but who knows.
I am not turning on subtitles for a movie in my home language.
Therefore, 4 out of 10.
Learn you idiots.
Immortal (2019)
Very Interesting
Well put together movie made of 4 segments about people that learn they cannot die. I do not want to say anything else about the stories, but this film is well acted, well shot, and incredibly well written. I caught it on a free streaming service and was hooked within a few minutes.
The description of the movie provided on this page does not do the movie justice at all. Inventive, thrilling, very twisty-turny throughout the 4 stories.
Lake on Fire (2016)
Whut
I gave up. I usually follow every garbage movie to its conclusion, cause hey, maybe these halfwits die at some point and that's at least somewhat redemptive.
I gave up on this one when the dirty song thing in the van went on for like 3 or 4 minutes.
These characters can't die bad enough.
I do not know how it ends. I do not know if there is a Loop or Conclusion.
I couldn't care less.
Whoever made this hopefully regrets every instant of it and weeps themself to sleep at night.
Death Shot (1973)
It's beautiful
I spent some time in college screwing around with 'film making' in the first decade of the 2000's. Maybe that gives me a different appreciation for his movie.
I love this. It's campy, cheesy, raw, everyone tries...
I think everyone should see this. Just because of the spirit.
I've shown it to a couple friends, we still quote it.
Witchdoctor of the Livingdead (1985)
Insanely bad, therefore good
We all know certain movies are so bad that they come back around and are good.
Well, this film is a veritable masterpiece of great badness.
Shot on vhs, poorly edited, sound is iffy, and the music sounds like something out of bugs bunny cartoons from the 40s. But... I love this movie.
It's got it all: zombies, snakes, a witch doctor, a random cop, a priest... it also has shots that linger too long, quick edits that don't make much sense, hilarious dialogue, insane sound effects (the gunshots lol), you name it.
One warning though, there is a scene of actual animal killing, so heads up.
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. It's like the Citizen Kane of crap.