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Battle Planet (2008)
An aimless, poorly written, nonsensical science fiction "fan film".
This is a steaming pile of crap. I would find it incredible that the "director" was given the money to make a infomercial, much less a feature.
Like all fans of science fiction I have been suckered into watching some awful film and television--especially on the "SciFi" Chanel!--but this is a new low.
The fact that a hack with gullible dentist friends is able to get funding doesn't mean that he should make a movie--step aside and let someone with talent and a true love of the genre have a chance, produce if you must.
We must stop supporting this sort insulting product. Maybe there should be an organized campaign against the SciFi Chanel, I don't know, but I for one am vowing right now to never watch another one of these straight to SciFi productions again.
And finally: there wasn't even a single "battle" on the planet! Aaaargh! I think I just popped a vein in my head.