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Legally Blonde (2001)
hmm ... hottie.
I rented this - for some reason, and the only reason I sat through it was to keep my eyes on that cutie Reese. Shes stunning in this movie, a total knockout. She's amazing, so cute and preppy - blonde :). That's the only reason i'd suggest this film to anyone.
Landspeed: CKY (1999)
Camp Kill Yourself - Well, Sure !!
I'm not a skateboarder, I don't pretend to be. But, I do love seeing people hurt themselves and do stupid things. Which is probably one of the reasons why I loved CKY, CKY2k, and CKY3. There's are pure gold. I must say, Raab, Bam and the rest do a get job of hurting themselves and breaking things. This is a must see for everyone between the ages of 15-18. See it, it's great.
Andy Makes a Movie (1968)
Wowzerz ! ANDY MADE A MOVIE AND I LIKED IT
Wow. This movie was great. Me, ma, pa, and my little brother all gathered 'round the old "Radiation Box 5000" and watched good ol' Andy in, Andy Makes a movie. What a great flick ! I was like "Gee Golly Mom ! This is neato !", it was pure bliss. I loved it. It was funny, emotional and it had my hero.. Andy.
Gumby 1 (1995)
My Complains / Comments
This movie is the most genious thing I've ever seen. My majors are philiosphy and english, and this is the most intelligent piece of film I've ever had the pleasure of watching. First, it has many layers. Layers upon layer upon layer. It starts as a comment on the American Dream, and slowly creeps into the downfall of Western Civilization as we know it. I was glued to my 52" Plasma tv, I wanted to see up a contraption like in "A Clockwork Orange" so I wouldn't have to blink, in fear of I'd miss a second. When this movie was over, I watched it again the next afternoon. This took the next 3 days of classes off just to let it sink in. I was truly amazed. It made me question the Government, my life, my family, my religion, and everything I held dear and belived it. It was a life changing experience.
If you don't watch "Gumby : The Movie" you'll be chating yourself. See it ... see it now
Army of Darkness (1992)
Army Of Darkness - My Hero
It was a foggy friday night, I piloted my automobile to the local pictureshow rental store. I said goodday to the shop keep, and asked for a scary movie for me and my chums to see. He friendly shopkeep tipped his hat, and handed me Army Of Darkness. Oh ... an Army ... a dark one !! This was sure to be scary ! I gave the shopkeep my currency (2 dimes and a nickle, only back then nickles had bumble bees on them ! I'd say "5 bees for a quarter I would !). I drove the film home and loaded it into my project.
My friend and I were waiting for the filmography to begin. "Here Comes 2 !" I said, as the black and white letters apperared on the screen. Soon the film started. It was good. We laughed at it's cheapness, but it was there for a reason. Bruce Campbell did a great job, with such memorable quotes as "Boomstick", "well alright Mr.FancyPants" and "Hail To The King, Baby !"
I'd recommed this movie to anyone, you and your mates will love it !