I found this mostly depressing. Lots of self-indulgent BS, easy targets, clichéd psycho-babble, "We're bored because of the pandemic so let's make a home movie with all our famous friends, oh boy!" How much did they spend? - Like, $10,000? Not much, right?
I watched the first 20 minutes maybe, then fast-forwarded through the rest with closed captioning turned on so I could speed-read the dialogue and know when to stop and watch a scene, took another thirty minutes for that. Mostly boring, a few grins, fun trying to name the actors, the cameo bits, but it did make me think about myself. I'm 80, and every day is like that for me, waiting for the end, agonizing about how I effed-up, how I might have done better, what a loser I am, how pathetic, arguing with all my Younger Selves. She has just one? If only.
Couldn't they afford shampoo for the lead? Her hair looks like she just got out of bed after a two-week bout of COVID-19. Greasy, scraggly, dull. I don't think it's been combed in a year. I'm gay, so maybe that's some breeder thing I don't get - do straight guys really like that look? Tie it back, puff it out, trim it, anything! And that lipstick! Looks like it was spread on with a paint roller.
Still, I give it a sold 5/10, which means for idiots like me it's not a total waste of time, if you fast-forward a lot.
I watched the first 20 minutes maybe, then fast-forwarded through the rest with closed captioning turned on so I could speed-read the dialogue and know when to stop and watch a scene, took another thirty minutes for that. Mostly boring, a few grins, fun trying to name the actors, the cameo bits, but it did make me think about myself. I'm 80, and every day is like that for me, waiting for the end, agonizing about how I effed-up, how I might have done better, what a loser I am, how pathetic, arguing with all my Younger Selves. She has just one? If only.
Couldn't they afford shampoo for the lead? Her hair looks like she just got out of bed after a two-week bout of COVID-19. Greasy, scraggly, dull. I don't think it's been combed in a year. I'm gay, so maybe that's some breeder thing I don't get - do straight guys really like that look? Tie it back, puff it out, trim it, anything! And that lipstick! Looks like it was spread on with a paint roller.
Still, I give it a sold 5/10, which means for idiots like me it's not a total waste of time, if you fast-forward a lot.
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