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The Batman (2022)
1/10
3 Hours of sheer boredom!
19 March 2022
Imagine going and watching a movie made by someone who has never seen a Batman movie, rather they've only heard someone talk about Batman. Then, imagine going and seeing a Batman movie, only to sit there and watch 3 hours of story with maybe 30 minutes of action scenes mixed in throughout. THEN, imagine watching those 30 minutes of actions scenes made by someone who has only heard about fighting... they've never actually seen a fight.

That is what The Batman is... a boring story that could have been cut in half, with horrible action scenes where you can clearly tell Robert Pattinson doesn't know how to actually fight. The "car scene" was decent, but again lacked any real depth or suspense... it's just kind of there.

If you are a die-hard Batman fan... maybe you'll like this for the storyline aspect of it. But, even then, it is just long, drawn out, dribble that could have been done in 1 1/2 hours. Too many of the scenes were completely unnecessary. And, in those scenes, they extended the dialog WAY too much. Even my 13 and 11 year-old kids were bored and were just waiting for the torture to end! This movie will be on the DVD sale rack at your local truck stop sooner than you think!
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Star Trek: Picard (2020–2023)
1/10
I love the Star Trek series... until now.
3 June 2020
Captain Picard is in the top-2 for Star Trek characters all-time... until they turned him into a whiney old man who lost all command of the world around him. The story is supposed to be just 20 years into the future of Star Trek TNG, but it is all CLEARLY light years ahead in terms of technology. Not to mention the story is thin and clearly just thrown together in a weak attempt to make some money off the Picard name.

I watched 2.5 episodes and then hard passed on any further torture. Not worth the time or effort it takes to watch this... as it reminds me of what Disney has done to the Star Wars series.
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1/10
My eyes!!!
11 January 2020
Welp... that is 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back! I only made it that far before turning it off.
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