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U.S. Catman 2: Boxer Blow (1989)
An excellent sequel to great film
What a stunning film this was. After the shockingly good first Catman film, I shortly found that there was a sequel made. I jumped for joy and quickly ordered the DVD of it from an eBay user. I had a strong feeling it could not live up the the greatness of the first Catman film, but it did. The plot about the nuclear starter with Catman and Gus was very well done, as was the plot involving the many Asian men beating each other up at random moments. The acting was outstanding. The man who played Catman is very talented and shows a very believable personality on screen. He and Gus make excellent partners. The villians were also stunning actors. The script for this film was just as good as Catman 1, too. I won't spoil it for you, you must see the movie for yourself to believe in it's pure excellence.
All I can say is, this is a wonderful film. Anyone will love it. It's even a great family film - kids will love it! Go get a copy of it yourself, and bask in the glory that is Catman in Boxer's Blow!!!
Jack-O (1995)
Really bad.... but also really funny
Man, this movies sucked. It appeared to have like seven different plots going on at once and they all made little to no sense. The special effects, costumes, and all that stuff were beyond awful. The acting was particullary bad. Everything seemed so forced, especially the lines from the woman with the huge eyes and the little kid (his "Noooooo" as he gets burried is so unenthusiastic it's laughable). A good portion of this movie is rather funny anyway. The one woman's death where she shoves a knife into a toaster, gets electrocuted, and magically turns into the crapiest skeleton dummy in the world had my friends and I laughing for a good ten minutes.
Bottom line: If you're into watching really horrible movies, seek this one out. If not, run for your life.
Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1995)
Really bad, but funny
This movie is absolutely horrible. The soundtrack is terrible, the action is awful, the special effects are laughable, and everything else is just plain bad. However, the whole movie is hilarious. Go out and see it if you like bad movies, even if watching it makes you hate yourself.
The Transporter (2002)
So bad it's funny
A couple of friends and I went to go see this when we had nothing to do. I don't regret it. The movie was terrible, but it was so funny. The action and story were so bad that it was hilarious. We couldn't stop laughing. If you like to laugh at really crappy movies, go see this. You won't regret it.
U.S. Catman: Lethal Track (1990)
Brilliant
This is the greatest movie ever made. The plot is incredible. The acting is great and believable. The script was written with exceptional skill. The action was breathtaking. Everything fit together so nicely.
Bottom Line: If you can get a hold of this masterpiece, watch it and be amazed. You'll love it.