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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989)
Easily the worst cartoon show ever made. Absolutely Hilarious!
This is easily the worst cartoon show on the planet. The animation is weird, the plots are inane, the jokes are dumb, and the acting is downright laughable. It's the perfect blend for cheesy B-movie.
The show starts with one of the silliest songs imaginable, and goes right on in to the live action segment, where Mario always seems like he's not all there, Luigi never helps Mario at all, and dozens if characters you don't know and/or don't care about stop by for... Well no reason most of the time. The sound effects, while taken straight from the game, always seem inappropriate for scene. Finally, after the cartoon Mario gang does some pasta related parody, the show ends with live action Mario singing "Do the Mario", possibly the dumbest dance ever. And Lou looks drunk out of his mind the whole time.
This show is so ridiculous, it's an absolute riot. If you're looking for pure campy fun, look no further than "The Super Mario Brothers Super Show".
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Outright Unwatchable!
I absolutely love parody. It's my favorite genre. From Spaceballs to Airplane!, I love watching them.
To such a fan of classic parody, this film is a kick in the balls.
This film is not only unfunny, it is the opposite of anything even remotely funny. I honestly think it's fun to watch bad films, but there is nothing fun about this piece of crap. It is my all time least favorite film. The film starts with the only part of the film you might be able smile at, with a few jokes. From there the film is riddled with unclever sex jokes and pop culture references that already aren't funny, and will make absolutely no since a few years down the road. I've seen Friedberg and Seltzer's other big film, Epic Movie, and didn't really like it. But where that film seemed like trying and failing, this film just seemed like they has given up trying to be clever. I would avoid this movie at all cost.