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From Justin to Kelly (2003)
what a pumpkin justin is
this movie was so great that it put me right to sleep on a marble floor. I was so depressed afterwards that i went to the bathroom and looked at the razor for about five minutes while having explosive diarrhea. i cleaned it up and shaved my buttocks. I then took the DVD and scratched my dog's penis.i went into the kitchen to get the toaster and went to the bathtub to turn on the water to electricute my genitalia. then i watched the second half of the movie and ate some spicy pepper flavored sea weed that my chink friend gave to me.
Gigli (2003)
Mickey Mouse and Conductor needed
This movie shows what happens when people from Pawtucket try to make a movie. Its a pos. The best part was when it ended. J los butt was the only good part, if only there was a nudity scene with her hot body naked. Myself Id like to see her in a mickey mouse costume and just have a sex scene with Ben and hes in a train conductor suit and he says toot toot time for inspection. I think that would be great. Why didnt the director do that? Because he has no sense of popular culture-who wouldn't want to see these mentioned scenes. In the end its people from Pawtucket that make this a horrible movie.
Ed (1996)
wow, this sucks
i can't believe how bad this movie is. it's about as bad as Sleepaway Camp. it just stinks. i would never recommend this movie. Matt LeBlanc, stick to Friends! Please! the best actor in this film was definitely the chimp. don't rent it.
Mean Streets (1973)
A great Scorsese film and one of his first
I recently rented this movie from Blockbuster because I love Martin Scorsese films. I had found out about it from looking at Scorsese's filmography on this site. When I saw it, I enjoyed it. The ending was abrupt yet sufficient. Let's just say this: The movie got the point across. The part of the film that I found most interesting was the cinematography. There was this great seen where Harvey Keitel's character was sliding down the bar tabletop. The point of view in which the scene was shot, and the music to go along with it was great! I don't necessarily recommend this film to all viewers but to every die hard Scorsese fan.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
This is one of the most hilarious and touching movies I've seen!
The first time that I saw Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was when I was about twelve years of age. Since that time I've bought it and watched it over and over again. Almost every seen in it makes me laugh. I especially enjoy when Neil(Steve Martin) and Dell(John Candy) wake up in the motel room cuddling together ("Those aren't pillows!), and when Dell's car catches on fire while the two just sit back and watch. The ending was also amazing. It was invigorating to see Neil take Dell to his home for Thanksgiving. The look on Dell's face at the end still gives me chills. I highly reccomend Planes, Trains, and Automobiles to anyone who's looking for a great way to spend their weekend.