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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Bad Bad Bad
Wow what that is 2 hours of my life I will never get back. One bad joke after another.
Funny that the first movie was really but this is the biggest bomb I have seen in a long time. Maybe its because I don't smoke dope but this movie is just bad. If you enjoyed this movie you will love Pineapple Express but if you were not a big fan of this movie and I am guessing you will not be alone.
The good news is it was a free rental from Blockbuster.
Now can I address so many bad things about this movie without giving away the plot. OH thats right there was not that much of a plot to give away.
Polycarp (2007)
Polycarp Kinky Killers...Polycrap
Lets start with the good, The acting by Beverly Lynne was convincing and entertaining, The lovely Ms. Lynne has really stepped up her game and is showing real talent. Michael Pare always seems to play the same type of character. Strong Willed, rebel, ala Streets of Fire and Eddie and the Cruisers. In this movie he plays a detective and he really goes through the motions but he is the best male actor in the vehicle, Charles Durning must have lost a bet as he seemed comatose throughout the movie.
The bad: The plot, made NO SENSE, Note to production company, if you are going to mention a name like Polycarp EXPLAIN WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! I cant give any spoilers here because the movie never came me a plot. This movie is a waste of time and if not for the aforementioned Beverly Lynne this movie would have been a complete waste of time.
The Ugly: I will never get that 85 minutes of my life back, so when I am in my death bed I will regret all the things I could have done other than watch Megacrap, but at least it will make me think of the beautiful Beverly Lynne and at least that will bring a smile.
Bottom line this not a cult classic, a blockbuster nor is it worthy of B-movie status. It might be shown as a Double Feature with Battlefield Earth...
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Worst Movie Ever
I like most of Fox's movies with the exception of this waste of time and Casualties of War, but that had more to do with my disdain of Sean Penn than Fox. This movie is one of the most depressing pieces of film I ever saw.
This movie was made along the same lines as Less than Zero which is about what I would rate this movie.
Lets just say when I left the theater my thought was "There is 2 hours of my life I will never get back".
Don't waste your time rent Back to the Future and enjoy a movie where Fox is entertaining not a depressed coke head.
Redline (2007)
Its a fun movie but the cars are the stars.
I have read many of the reviews on this site talking about the movie and I have to add my own 2 cents worth.
First of all the character of the returning from war veteran story is not told well at all, but that was just a sidebar anyway.
The story revolves around high stakes speed racing of the exotic cars.
The actress in the movie is quite attractive and if she would have been cast in Michelle Rodriguez's role in Fast and the Furious the movie would have doubled its box office take.
As I said this is a fun movie but the stars are the cars. The Ford GT, the Ferrari Enzo the Lamborghini's's, the Z06 and of course the McClarren Mercedes . Now the problem with the movie is they don't take time to really talk about the cars or tell you how and why they are so fast. To me if you want to make a movie and the stars are the cars, introduce the cars character same as you do an actor.