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Back Woods (2001)
David Hayes = GOD
Forget about Kane Hodder as Jason , Gunnner Hansen as Leatherface, Robert Englund as Freddie, Carter Hagerman as the Silo Killer... David Hayes as Luther, the 300 pound transvestite Killer is bar none the finest mad dog killer on the loose performance of all time. I shouldn't pigeon hole this acting performance with other horror characters, it's right there along side Val Kilmer in Tombstone, Jack Nickolson in A Few Good Men, Marlon Brando in One Eyed Jacks... It's a shame this title went straight to video, because I guarantee we would have seen Mr. Hayes standing at the podium in his XL tuxedo saying, "I'd first like to thank.." I can't wait for the sequel!
Hellgate: The House That Screamed 2 (2001)
Distributed?
I'm leaving my desk as soon as I'm done writing this, because I have a 20 year old video camera and 90 min. to kill. What am I gonna do? I'm glad you asked... I'm gonna go into my backyard and film my dog running around in circles, because if The House that Screamed II received distribution, then I know my movie will also. Heck, I didn't know it was this easy... Since this movie got video distribution, then I expect mine to get a theatrical release. You're all invited to the premiere! I'll see you in Hollywood... I'm gonna make millions!!!!!!!!!