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Dark Skies (2013)
I'm a sucker for alien flicks
I'm a sucker for alien flicks but I'm a bigger sucker for giving this a chance. First off, the acting wasn't too bad. I'd maybe even call it good but the loopy story lacking any form of payoff was a major let down.
There were a few good scenes, all of which can be found in the previews. Lots of cliché 'aliens implants' and conspiracy guy that offers advice... JK Simmons.. why'd you waste your talents here?
They even hijacked a scene from the movie Signs. Remember the scene where the family had boarded up doors and windows and the family sat down and reminisced about some past life events? That EXACT scene is present here....
Pass this movie up. It has absolutely nothing to offer other than an eerie sense of depression knowing you wasted the time, money and a babysitters time watching this garbage.
Lovely Molly (2011)
Really? This is what I got myself into?
Let me start off by giving some positive credit. The actors performed fairly well. The main character was portrayed pretty well in a dark, depressing and sinister fashion. The unfortunate thing is that my compliments end there.
A newlywed couple move into the brides late fathers home with horrible results. The groom is employed as a truck driver and must leave his love all alone in their new home to battle her past. Her late father seems to be making contact with her and its not such a good thing as he was abusive. Molly, the bride, begins spiraling into madness it seem as daddy's back and up to his old ways. The groom being the supportive spouse try's to reach out to her and urge her to get help. He's never given much of an explanation as to what going on. The sister of the bride refuses to get sis some help. By the end of the movie you'll question your sanity due to the fact you sat through this dud. I wanted answers so I felt obligated to 'keep sniffing the turd'. Horse heads being cut out of pictures and pasted over daddy's face in photo albums made no sense to me. Why did she have the deer stored in the ceiling of the basement? What was the thing at the end that we're shown by way of extremely poor CGI? Did it help her move everyone's vehicles and the furniture out of the house? How can I contact it for my next move so I can have such quick and great results? This movie was horrible. Please don't waste your time. You'd be better of slamming you genitals in a drawer full of razor blades and salt.
I'm Not Jesus Mommy (2010)
Terrible acting and loopy story make this unwatchable
First off, I'm always the type to push myself to watch every movie through to it's end, some will surprise you and the ending will make it all worth it. Sometimes. But not in the case of this movie. As many have already mentioned there are numerous factual errors that will make even the most polite and grounded viewers roll their eyes. The acting is soap opera bad. Something's up and the character will give that 'who farted' stare. Honestly, the child is probably the best actor in this movie. The movie jumps '7 years' into the future with hardly any explanation as to what's going on. You realize it's the end of times but wouldn't a story of how we have gotten to that point been more interesting than watching s guy tell his sister and niece they have to ask the lord for forgiveness? I won't lie and say the plot of the movie has some promise but that promise is translated into a wreck of a movie with acting that will make you laugh. I've seen kids fake cough with more convincing execution. Bad movie but if you have nothing better to do than gouge your eyes out with spoons take this turd for a drive.