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Prey (2022)
I'll give you 4 Stars for the investment in the series
So I'm probably the biggest fan-boy for Predator there is. It made me pursue film in general.
This is undoubtedly the worst Predator since Glover.
Cast: 3/10 (Don't even remember cast members names! Where is Zahn McClarnon or Kiowa Gordon or Jessica Matten even? They could've saved the entire show. Clone the Dark Winds cast. They can actually produce on film. Take notes people. Pay Graham Roland and he will save your plot every day of the week. Everyone seems too weak to hunt in a general sense. Talent is steep in general you have zero excuse for the casting & let down Hollywood congrats.)
Historical Accuracy: 3/10 ( English, really ... you're kidding me right? And the Main character has legit straight hair without mud, LOLOL??? Ok broham. The structural integrity of any weapon used for repeat use is a joke, at least let them break their primitive tools, I guess that wasn't intriguing enough.)
Transitions: 4/10 ( Completely distracting! If you notice a transition you fail in my book.)
Color: 6/10 (Strongest point of the movie, and not so great. Utilize Da Vinci Resolve. Arri Alexa Mini LF w/ Cooke, you have ZERO excuse.)
CG: 1/10 ( I've seen better free CG AI software if you need to rely on a 100% fake setting. At least the dog was real for a few takes.)
Music: 4/10 ( -6DKP for random movements for Atmos Dolby & no strings really(Apart from like 2 scenes)??? How can this stack up against historical cinema?)
Plot: 1/10 (For the love of god pay John McTiernan for a coffee napkin plot, at least there would be suspense.)
Because its Predator, I'll give you a free .857 pts and round up to 4.
If you have ambition to pursue the Predator series, ask for help! Use real talent! Stop letting us down, its unfair people out here trying to produce. Facts are facts.
For All Mankind: Seven Minutes of Terror (2022)
So Woke & Terri-bad I Can't Stop watching LOL
Worst plot ever! Good thing is producers have a chance if Hollywood keeps this up! Support your young writers!
Unfortunately, this show has nothing to do with space or mars.
We somehow don't have a main cast member now.
I've counted at least 35 show rip offs in this series so far and probably 6 in this episode alone.
At this rate it would be wise to pivot and just remake Battlestar Galactica by stating the Woke President is a Cylon and get rid of the entire cast except Joel Kinnaman.
Again, someone needs to stand up for real talent, I support Joel.
Shame on you Ronald D. Moore, Ben Nedivi, & Matt Wolpert. I still blame Steve Jobs for all the sketch things available from Apple. This man is coming at us from the grave.
For All Mankind: Don't Be Cruel (2021)
Peak Cringe G_G
I've been trying my hardest to burn through this series for Joel Kinnaman (an absolute legend).
These writers are creepy and distracting. Someone should be on a watchlist for this behavior.
Serious flag on the play here.
For All Mankind (2019)
6 Is Probably Too High but W/E
Not unique, all shows appear to have the same flow these days. Nothing like putting weak characters in to rob talent and pretend they are BA...... once again(impressive).
Are you really rating this the same as True Blood? Can you define "Psychosis?"
100% Relationship driven.
The only thing more impressive than this show is the User Reviews.
If there were actually 100K reviews we would be looking at a 6.2ish I would imagine.
I guess also impressively EXTREMELY BORING for Syfy/Historical.
If you need background music this is your show!
Directors need to respect real talent with Joel Kinnaman. May as well fire the whole cast except Joel and Chris Bauer. Everyone else is a certified distraction.
Color: 6/10
Music: 5/10
VFX: 2/10
Transitions: 7/10
Wardrobes: 10/10
Cast:6/10
Plot:2/10
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5.43 but I'll give you 6 because I'm nice.
Resident Evil (2022)
Neat Concept, Worst Main Character Ever
It's hard to say if the writers wanted to add hated main character with, Ella Balinska. However, if this was the vibe they were going for I guess 10/10.
I mean Lance Reddick is an absolute LEGEND! But, Ella is so distasteful I can't help but be upset for him. Again, this could possibly be a writer let down.
Please take care of some of these legends in Cinema. As a writer, this is beyond painful to watch.
Maybe date flash lower 3rd or a hazed overlay perhaps? But no, they failed on edit too. We have zero clue which timeline we are watching at any given moment. All the Indie guys I work around(I'll put myself in this group) would put your edits to shame. Hit up a real NLE expert in the future.
On the bright-side, it appears Netflix contracts will be easier than expected.
I will get through this mess for Lance. God Bless Lance!
Dexter: New Blood: Sins of the Father (2022)
Showtime
Please take note. This is how you go from being a Cinema hero to less than nothing in under 57mins. Oddly enough, this ending was worse than GOT. Shameful writing and directing. I'm convinced everyone was locked with a contract and couldn't recover the plot.
Please nominate Jeff Lindsay & Clyde Phillips for the worst writing of the new century. This is your tea stain on all humanity.
Thanks for ruining the best show TV had to offer.
Thanks for your time.
American Refugee (2021)
Confusing and upsetting for Sam(Spoilers)
I have to say I was really excited for this show. Sam Trammel is just an great actor, through-in-through. I was sad to see that he took a role as a "villan." I would argue that is how the script would want to be read. Unfortunately, the plot could not make sense of this making Sam not the bad guy.
Ok so we have a family seeking shelter from Sam. So he feeds them gives them a place to live, saves their lives for days. Then Derek Luke plots to overthrow Sam, loses, takes Sams eye and somehow they live happily ever after. Allison & Nicolas, you blew your shot to work with one of the greats.
Power: Reversal of Fortune (2020)
Hot Garbage, Get Your Tickets!
How could Ghost be a incognito genius gangster and get gunned down is the most meaningless fashion?
Why is Tariq alive?
Why is Cooper alive?
Could they possibly add more pointless characters at the end of a season 6 finale?
No one cares about Tate; why is he a key actor at the end of this series?
What's more comical the acting, the writing or the positive reviews on the worst episodes to possibly air on STARZ period?
This show has gone from being the best show to the worst show on a premium platform, in one season. I'm completely embarrassed to have recommended this series to people I respect. The director and writers need to re-evaluate their career choice. Anyone who rated this episode above a 3 should be ashamed because you've completely disrespected the platform. I have the utmost respect for IMDb and the value it brings to the community. I find it unfortunate we aren't respecting cinema with accurate critiques.