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Kataude mashin gâru (2008)
and the point of this movie is....
I'v seen b-movies before,i'v seen bad pointless movies but this is really just goes over the top,really stupid action scenes,terrible acting,horrible story,cheesy effects,this movie must of inspired by the attack of the killer tomatoes,I had the same expression on my face when I watched that movie but at least that was like that on purpose.I loved kill bill and all the old shaolin movie but this is as far as you can get.Maybe they should change the name of the movie and call it power rangers meets itchy the killer,wouldn't't that be more interesting? I advise everyone not to waste any time and money on this movie.See audition or itchy the killer or braindead or anything.I place this movie right next to meet the spartans
Cloverfield (2008)
Brilliant
People that didn't watch this movie right most probably didn't like it at all,I loved because i watched it at the theater with the huge screen,cool surround sound and peace and quiet.I personally loved the blair witch project because unlike other Hollywood movies this was realistic,the special effects were excellent and the acting was superb.And it was totally different from the other monster movies that came this past decade.Just because Johnny Depp or Brad Pit ain't the stars of this movie don't put it down,it's a must see for everyone who enjoys a scare and a jump.Stay away from the avp2 movie and enjoy this one for movies like these are very rare
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
Jesus couldn't even save this movie
I'm a huge fan of the Chainsaw series but this one is just...wrong.It was the 1st movie I saw Mathiew in and to be honest I didn't think he'll be in a movie ever again,there was funny parts where one of the girls is shouting for her shoes while letheface and the family are after her.I just now realized that it was Renee acting is this movie.Maybe if it came out in 1908 the film could of been a succese but it didn't.Lether face looks like Dani Davito with a bad wig,a mask and messy make-up trying to screem like a pig thats being raped by a Camel.Not even for it's time I could actually say it was OK.Unbearable,stupid,pointless and simply a waste of time.If you want a b-movie try braindead.
Be Cool (2005)
one of my favourites
1st The rock as a fag:brilliant,it's about time he played a different role,2nd John Travolta is cooooooooollll...3rd Uma is dead sexy and the of the cast put the rest together perfectly is this clever comedy that I would watch again again.Some of the dialog is very smuart...cool story line good tunes and if you see it on DVD,watch the rocks music video you ain't women enough to take my man.The only thing I hope for now is a third movie.From what I see i'm probably the only one thats written something decent about this movie,but for all of you that haven't seen it,I recommend it amediantly,it's deffenently the humor for everyone
Silent Hill (2006)
ART...that's all it is
Couldn't do much better,the twist and turns take you on a ride of your life in this movie,if you even fount the game amusing I suggest that this will be a horror treat.Great effects,good actors,cool gore scenes filled with the games classic horror monsters,I just hope they make a number 2 and three with the same director.I even enjoyed the making scenes on the DVD version Also a movie you will watching again and again. The little girl in the movie reminds me of Stephen King novels,she's just got that spooky but Innocent look,hope they use her again in other movies.So turn out the lights,get the popcorn ready,push play and make sure there's someone else watching with you
Iron Man (2008)
it wasn't as bad as i thought
I went to the cinema to see this movie...good effects(i should think so,it took them so long to finish this movie)but most of the fight were so cheesy and pretty silly to be honest,i'd rather had waited to see it on DVD for sure,I know it's a super hero movie but this was to much and Jef Bridges as the bad guy? PLEASE!!! who are you kidding? and whats with the bold and beard look there giving all the bad guys? AND HE MANAGES TO BUILD A ROCKET PROOF ROBOT WITH TERRORIST JUNK AND WHILE BEING ON CAMERA WATCHED BY GUARDS 24/7 IN A MATTER OF DAYS!!! producers have so much to work with but im not seeing anything here!!! i just hope that the new hulk will make up for it
AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)
terrible!!!!
alien=genius aliens=excellent alien 3=not bad alien 4=quite good predator=brilliant predator 2=good for a sequel at its time
av.p=not enough blood and very short with some good fight scenes but just not there
av.p 2=sh.t directing,sh,t acting..its like trying to watch the attack of the killer tomatoes(at least that was funny) I had difficulty watching this movie until the end...the actor are just...well its like watching brain dead...totally disappointing in every way even the predalien was stupid,showing the aliens feet wasn't much of an idea either