Change Your Image
ipruben
Ratings
Most Recently Rated
Lists
An error has ocurred. Please try againReviews
Los santos inocentes (1984)
So bad it hurts
Boring, poorly filmed, edited and shot
Don't waste your time.
Charade (1963)
Funnier than thrilling, more thrilling than romantic, and not very funny
I don't often laugh in the movies but this one made me laugh out loud a cople of times.
The story is boring and simple, in a bad way. A wife to be widow, knows nothing about his husband. When he dies, Regina (Audrey) gets in the middle of an intrigue to find some mysterious money that his husband stole years ago. The movie try to make you think that someone is the bad guy and then kills him. Repeat until there is only one left. They find the money, end of the story.
Two dimensional characters, very unreasonable romance. Boring, and simple. The charm of the 2 main characters kind of save the movie, but in my opinion is very very overrated.
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Terrible!
Not may, it does!
Super villain appears and he is mean and half robot and speaks strange. Loud music, villain clichés. Batman has to come back, and the cops just get full retarded when he appears. Hello, Mr. Wayne, close scene, in bed after sex. Like some old Bond movies.
Super villain steals an amazingly sophisticated machine to create with the help of some super engineer a nuclear bomb, because, you know, he cannot get an actual nuclear bomb that is just too main stream. Make up a plot that involves some of the most powerful people of the city for months of planning, to trap all the police men in the city, why won't you kill them? You plan to kill them after all as revenge against the city right?
A slow 5 months timer detonating bomb ffs, if you plan to bomb the city why won't you just detonate the damn bomb when you got it? And the trigger is in the hands of a citizen..., just when you think Bane lied about the trigger, the actual super villain appears and tells you, ha ha! see, there was a trigger and it was a citizen who has it. LOL Then the previous super villain, that the movie is built around, just happens to be a regular bouncer of some stupid secret society of super villains each one more stupid than the previous one.
Then every once in a while some cat woman that we know nothing about from this movie appear, and Wayne feel some warmth in his pants, and because of that he tries to get her to the bright side. And after some chasing they fell in love with each other, because of, you know, reasons.
Then they make everyone believe that batman dies, just to come back few months later in the life of his friends and tell them, aha! I lied for no good reason! Of course just after 3000 cops with short guns defeat some tens of thousands of soldiers better equipped, motivated and positioned, by charging William Wallace style + some stupidly heavy and slow flying machine "the bat" supporting them.
The whole plot is just terrible, makes no sense at all. It is a very stupid movie. Sometimes it is so bad it is funny. That and the sexy Anne is the only worthy things.
Inside Out (2015)
Worth, but don't expect too much
The idea is good, how they apply it to the movie is good, the animation is fantastic but, the story is very very short and simple.
Girl moves, girl grows up, end, credits, music... wait, really? is that it? doesn't this movie need another 30+ mins of story? At least show 2 more of the new core memories of San Francisco and press the puberty button, or something...
I also have to agree with most critics that it is not an appropriate movie for very young kids who would just finish the movie quite confused.
Oh Disney, why you have to mess with everything you touch?! do not dare to mess it up too with StarWars, we are watching you xD
The Thing (2011)
Viewable, if you haven't seen any other thing xD
(First sorry for my English)
Let's start not considering that is a prequel, then, the movie for this low times in cinema, is viewable.
The monster appear at the beginning as a big monster with a perfect form in transparent ice in perfect standing pose... that's nonsense, as many other stuff in this movie that better we don't tell.... The thing have surviving instincts... sometimes, some other just show up and die, and like this many unsustainable way of acting, the IA of this thing was broken...
The worse: comes the American girl, no explanation why, cuse apparently in Norway they aren't paleontologists, in 5 mins, a new person in the expedition, the American girl, discover all about the thing, how to kill it , how to discover it, and she become the leader of the expedition in no time... then she knows how works everything, how to fix flamethrowers, how to everything, it's like the daughter of the president of the "air force one". Just needed to kill the thing with bare hands to conclude what, for me, was a predictable, bad executed, nonexistent suspense, plane characters movie, that you would be angry to pay for.