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13 Minutes (2021)
Felt like I was watching the movie for 13 hours!
I should have read the high percentage of bad reviews before I started to watch this film. The first 13 minutes felt like 13 long miserable hours. The next 13 minutes felt even longer. The actors must have been down on their luck for acting in this garbage.
What else can I say? Other than I could not even finish watching this disastrous movie. I did not even get to see the tornado. This is definitely no kin of the movie called 'Twister'.
This movie has very lame sub plots and very lame and bouring story lines.
Please do not watch if you value your time and your sanity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Needle (2010)
Why oh why do the lead characters have to have American accents.
Pretty decent "Sherlock Holmes" Flick here, except that the pipe and fiddle are missing. Voodoo revenge horror set and made in Australia. Why the heck do the lead actors have to have American accents. Oh yes, I know? Americans from the USA, as always, are unable to watch any film without an actual American character in it. The murders were a little bit repetitive but sometimes delightfully gruesome. But all in all I enjoyed this Australian horror flick. Not scary, but enjoyable. Good acting for the most part.
I'm watching this movie in 2024 on prime video, it's 14 years old and I have never heard of it before.
Herd (2023)
Someone got to call it Terd on the reviews before me, so il just cal it S##TE!
I wish that I could go back in time, so that I didn't have to endure this garbage. If you like women reminiscing, wining and over acting then this movie is for you. If you like characters that are spouting out drivel then this movie is for you. If you like, you get the picture. It felt like it was written by school children, and primary school children at that. My five year old niece could write a better script. No spoilers here, so please don't bother wasting an hour or so of your life watching it. Just believe me, umpteen other reviewers and many more non reviewer movie watchers who want to give this movie zero stars.
The Land That Time Forgot (2009)
A film that I want to forget.
One word! Abysmal. Don't bother wasting your time watching this dribble. From the first few minutes of watching C. Thomas Howell as the aging protagonist with a beautiful and much much much younger girlfriend/wife I knew this movie would be dribble. At first I thought it was his daughter, if not grandaughter ha ha ha ha. Of course being the director he could not possibly be seen playing the part of a guy who has an aging partner. He must be coming up to 60 in this film, if not older. Age gap aside I wish I could of given this abysmal film -10/10. Awful acting, awful plot, awful everything. The only thing I liked about this film was the end credits. How I wished for my torment to end. How I wished for the end credits to roll. On a happier note, one day this film will become a distant memory in the far reaches of my mind.