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The Karate Kid (2010)
WOW Much Worse than I expected
I didn't watch this movie for a while because I figured that it would be terrible. I though that because it was a movie about Kung Fu, yet they decided to trade in on the popularity of the original Karate Kid. All this movie did was steal scenes from the original so it might bring up some memories of the first. Jackie Chan is a terrible actor, and I hate all his movies. The fight scenes and training are ridiculous. They just speed up the footage and add cheesy sound effects. This had none of the chemistry between characters that the first contained. It wasn't funny like the first. Didn't have a good soundtrack. This movie would have been terrible even if they didn't completely rip off the first. If your going to remake a movie you need to add something to it. Not just make some minor changes. Changes which don't make sense didn't help either. "jacket on, jacket off" Come on. This movie is a complete waste of time. Complete ripoff down to the door of Mr. Lee's shop.
In the Kingdom of the Blind, the Man with One Eye Is King (1995)
goes nowhere
This movie had potential, but it was as though the writer or director was trying to make 5 or 6 stories intertwine, but they never do. I don't have a problem with a movie that leaves you guessing, but this was ridiculous. It was like 5 different short stories, only one of which had an ending. The title doesn't make much sense, but the director and production staff obviously thought they were very clever by using an ancient proverb (they had a song, movie, and production company with the same name) More frustrating than anything. They must have run out of money, and cut out vital scenes that would have completed the story.
Fighting (2009)
Quite possibly could send us into a new dark age
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Bad writing, worse direction, and even worse acting. How does that clown Tatum get any jobs. He's not even good looking. I was expecting to at least see a few fights. Do not waste your time with this garbage. Anyone who was involved with this film should be beaten with a rubber hose.
It was so bad, that it wasn't even "funny bad". Just dull and really didn't make any sense.
To anyone who's seen this, why does a guy who sells stolen books and ipods have a problem throwing a fight? And would it have been possible for any of the actors to break their monotone dialog. Some emotion and any kind of a story would have been nice.
I am actually dumber after watching this movie
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Please don't watch this movie, it will only lower your IQ
This might be one of the worst films I have ever seen. The story is terrible, completely unbelievable. The dialogue is terrible, the writer director seemed to just make up sayings, and greetings that didn't make any sense. I can't think of one enjoyable moment in this movie. I wish I had my 2 hours back. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, especially if you're looking for a gangster flick (as I have seen some people describe it). It is a slow moving quasi love story with little to no character or plot development. The people who made this movie should be ashamed of themselves. I might be biased because I read a few rave reviews about this movie, but don't believe them.