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Unsolved Mysteries (1987)
They don't make 'em like this anymore
I watched many an episode all alone only to suffer from nightmares and paranoia. We all remember the classic episodes: "Look at it burn, Omar!"(the kid who set fires and video-taped the carnage); and of course The Bunk Beds! And the composite sketches never failed to give me the heebie-jeebies. Oh, Robert Stack, how you will be missed. I found your authoritative monotone comforting but at the same time it never failed to give me the heebie-jeebies. I loved the trenchcoat, and how he would stand with this hands in the pockets, usually on some eerily misty road or perhaps on a foggy dockside. Did I mention the Bunk Beds? Freaked. Me. Out. I'll leave you with the theme music...doo doo doo DOO doo doo DOO, doo doo doo DOO doo doo DOO...
Becker (1998)
Bland and Annoying
Oh, I get it. The lead character is a cranky, chain-smoking DOCTOR! Now I can officially appreciate the sharp and witty dialog. Oh, and he runs his practice alongside two other characters; one a sassy yet matronly black nurse, and the other a wide-eyed hottie. Oh, and there's more!! He hangs out at a diner with a group of other deeply developed characters. Let the wisecracks fly! What fun! Now THAT'S comedy.
Armageddon (1998)
Bad. Just plain bad.
Oh man, was this awful. Was I supposed to just enjoy this as a popcorn movie? It left a bad taste in my mouth. This was recommended to me by the little fellow working in the video shop. I returned it and was granted my money back for the rental. Stay away at all costs! You will thank me for it later.