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The Ruins (2008)
Awesome!
There might be a spoiler but I don't really know if there is one.. I saw this movie The Ruins a couple weeks ago at an advanced screening, and I gotta tell you it is awesome. The gore was great, the acting was a little above mediocre and the nudity was pointless as usual. I'm pretty sure that the critics are going to give this movie a bad rating because of the cheap scares the movie sometimes deployed but if you ignore that it can be really suspenseful and the other scares other than the cheap scares will scare you out of your seat! The vines can look a little cheesy at first but then it starts getting scary. I REALLY recommend this movie for you hard-core horror fans.
The Eye (2008)
Why does everyone hate this movie?
The Eye starring the beautiful Jessica Alba is a great film. It was directed perfectly. I thought the ghost looked fake but they were still scary, I just read a comment saying that the movie is just ghosts jumping out at you but it is almost the opposite in the scenes Jessica Alba seems to see something but it disappears, that's when you think it's gone, then something pops out, it is not the sound that scares you, it is the fear of thinking it is gone or not.
This is a beautiful movie about Sidney Wells a major violist that gets a corneal transplant. It seems great at first but then Sidney (Jessica Alba) starts seeing deaths that either happened before or will happen in the future, sometimes in her dreams she gets visions about something, a fire etc. In the end she finally realizes what those visions are and tries to save everyone. But blinding herself in the process when a window shattered in front of her. In the end you see her, her eyelids closed playing the violin magnificently, she was at the concert. When the music stops Sidney opens her eyes to show that she was blind and she will always be blind forever...
30 Days of Night (2007)
Vampires
Okay... This has got to be the best vampire movie in a decade! The vampires looked genuinely creepy and real, in the trailer and movie when you see the claw screeching on the record player Whoo! I really had goosebumps. In the theater (with the suspenseful music playing) Whenever it jumps out at you the music intensifies. Ben Foster (the stranger) when he says "They're coming." That is the highlight of the movie, that is when it all begins. The lights go out etc. I mean... the last good vampire movies were Interview with the vampire Nosferatu John Carpenter's Vampires Salem's Lot (70s version) and (2004 version) Anyway I really recommend this movie for those who are tired of the stupid vampire movies...
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: My Fair Mandy (2005)
Funny
Okay, can I say this? This show has got to be the funniest show ever shown on Billy and MAndy. I could not even believe it! Mandy is using dark humor for funnier things as we move along into the show. Dark humor... I love you!.... Billy is halfway their, I think he tries really hard to be funny and halfway successes. Grim is as funny as Mandy. I know.... I know... I am a little old to watch this. This is Adult-Swim without the cussing and sex jokes. It is funnier than most shows now, Camp LAzlo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed Eddn Eddy. etc. The power-puff girl scene was hilarious. Billy was the black haired one, Grim was the red haired one and Mandy was the blond haired one. The funny thing is they actually........ Do look like girls. (Hold for applause) Look for this episode on TV and you will surely not be disappointed!
Chowder (2007)
Hilarious!
This show.... IS................So funny. I am a 17 year old man and yet i watched this show when there was nothing else on. I became hooked. Chowder is so funny as is Mung. A part in the show is so funny "This ones is a dozy" Mung says "I love dozes" Chowder. "Okay.." Chowder laughs. "Okay then..." Chowder laughs again. "Okay, what is the difference" Chowder laughs. "What is the difference between Chopped Beef and Pea Soup?" "Okay, well... Everybody can chop beef but... no one can pee soup! He... He..." And chowder's like "You lied that wasn't a dozy." That part is so hilarious. I even recorded it for future laughs.I record all the shows. Every single new episode that is on every Fri. This may seem childish, but is the perfect place to put in a hilarious Fart Joke. I even got a joke of my own that I made up with the help of Chowder. Okay, what is the difference between ground beef and Peanuts. Okay Every body can ground beef but...(dramatic pause) No one can pee nuts! I recommend this for 7 and older, if younger may send a bad example in their vocabulary....
Friday the 13th (1980)
How!
the heck did the rating drop down to 6.2? This movie is an instant classic. Even though there may be some bad acting (revolved around Annie.) Annie didn't have a very good gore scene. Kinda obvious that it was sprayed out by something or the other. This movie is on the list of almost every 50 scariest horror films that can be found on the Internet. I had saw this yesterday on cable for the 6th time since I was 7. Most people's ratings on this site (bad ones) are really unfair. It was an 80's horror film. It was probably the scariest back then. But to todays standards. (MEdiocre to most people)I strongly recommend this movie for slasher fans of SLeepaway Camp, Bloody Murder, Halloween etc. etc. etc.
Black Christmas (2006)
Black Christmas, a fun movie
I just saw this last week and was pleasantly surprised. This was awesomely gory and scary. I honestly only watched this because of MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD. I think she's hot. So when she died I was heart-broken so very heartbroken. The gore scenes were really fun, the acting could have been better. Pretty girls dropping all over the place. I even made a story about this movie, it was with the American idol top 25, Antonella Barba, Haley Scarnato etc. Honestly the book wasn't that good, so I didn't publish it. Black Christmas was really gory and fun. I loved it so much, I cannot believe how many people dislike this movie, I mean 4.6. for the rating. O come on people lighten up. The people that think this is bad probably thinks that we are like related to the people that act and make this film. No Way Jose! Or at least not me. Believe ME! There is nobody that is famous that I know about. I really liked this movie and recommend it for those who like good gore mediocre acting and a good killer with a motive. 10 out of 10...
House of Wax (2005)
House of Wax, best horror film ever!
I can see by the low rating (5.4 stars) that this movie is getting bad reviews only because of Paris Hilton. But I can say that Paris Hilton has a pretty decent performance. Good thing she dies shortly. I was actually cheering by the way she had died. Overall the violence is spetacular. The acting is above average (except for Paris Hilton who had a decent performance.). The town was genuinely creepy and the wax figuires was... WHOO!. There is one person who I would never have thought who would die first. Jared Padalecki, the lead's boyfriend. This movie is so brutal that it was awesome. The blood was believing and the motive was good. The only problem I have is that the killer needs to have a scarier appearance. House of Wax, recommend for all you horror fans.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Sleepaway Camp
Very good movie, When I first saw this I could not believe this was made in the 80's. This film is way to awesome. Whoo, Whoo, Whoo. Sleepaway camp has awesome gore scenes. Below average acting. (the gore scenes make up for the mediocre acting) Fellisa Rose does an outstanding Job on this movie. I hear there is going to be another coming out in 2007. The only problem I had with this movie was the gay sex scenes. Gross! But the ending is on my list of best twist endings ever. While Fellisa is standing at the end after stroking Paul's hair from his decapitated body we can all see that she is a... (dramatic moment...) a boy! So overall besides the gay sex scenes and the below average acting I recommend this movie for all you hard core horror fans out there. Pick up this movie at your local blockbuster. 10 out of 10.
Wolf Creek (2005)
Wolf Creek, a misunderstood film
Contains spoiler, Wolf Creek is a excellent horror film. It is surprisingly brutal, I like the way it was all on a hand held camera. This movie was the only suspenseful/horror movie of 2005 through 2006. My heart was terribly broken, I thought one of the girls was going to live. But unfortunately both of them died. Died in horrible brutal ways. "Head on a stick" The boy survived. This movie is very unpredictable. So next time you go to a video store, if they have it, definitely pick it you and take a look. You will not be disappointed. Scariest ever! It can be sad in times but soon enough the action starts to pick up after that. Wolf Creek, the best horror film in a really long time. I recommend this movie. 10 out of 10.