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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
Absolutely Hands Down Funny
I loved it good story line an Israeli terrorist want's to be a hairdresser my favorite bit is when this little kid doesn't want a hair cut and tries to jump away from the scissors and zohan says 'you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman has sharp scissors. She could slip and cut your jugular vein on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular all your blood will be on the floor in four seconds' and the kid bursts in tears then zohan grabs his shoulder and knocks him out he then says 'Perhaps it's a good time to shave his neck i would be quick' and all the other kids scream and cry because they are scared. he also bones the chicks after he cuts there hair in the back room i wouldn't let anyone younger than 14 watch it as it is quite sexualized
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
A massive waste of resources
I cant believe i watched this sh*t it was boring and poorly conceived it is Adam Sander's second worst movie the only funny bit is the chick with three breasts removing her patches and giving them to whitey and the plot is totally screwed i cant believe i wasted a whole $4.99 on hiring it from the video store i watched it with my friends after the movie finished they smacked my face into the wall and said 'That movie was sh*t you retard' and i lost five friends over the movie it is almost as bad as going overboard which sucked as well i ended up nuking it in the microwave and refused to pay the video store for the damages please do not watch this movie it is horrible and i doubt you could keep awake through it.
Disaster Movie (2008)
awesome!
my favorite bit from the movie is the head on thing it goes 'head on apply directly to the forehead' and repeats 5 times and the girl said 'i just did' and the other girl said 'dont cop an attitude i said head on bitch apply directly to the motherfucking forehead' and the chipmunks chew this kids balls and say 'mmm salty' and this naked guy pretends to be Beowulf and says 'a am Beowulf' 'what you fight naked?' ;yeah its what we do these days isn't it?' 'IT'S KINDA GAY.' NO IT'S NOT' and it does a take off of Hancock and he kicks a kid and sends him flying it does a take off of sex and the city it is pretty good but not the best take off movie
The Grudge (2004)
Scary
I was expecting it to be not very scary but when i watched it i was on the edge of my seat i like the way the thing goes 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' before it kills people it is awesome. it is quite scary that when the things dad kills his wife and drowns the kid in the bathtub and the kid comes to life and is cursed and kills everyone who sees it but i still think the ring is scarier but i still like the grudge good quality horror. the guy who made this is apparently the best at making horror. If you like a scare with a bit of a twisted story this is for you. Ju-On is awesome! i watched this on my 15th birthday party with my friends and carers.
Going Overboard (1989)
Absolute Waste Of Time
Do not watch it unless you like boring movies. I ended up putting the disc in the microwave it was so bad i fell asleep halfway through and my mom had to wake me up. I would rate it 0.1/10 I mean i like Adam Sandler But this is his worst movie *YAWN* Really horrible movie if you see it in store hide it so it wont hurt anyone else it sucks The only remotely funny bit is the rocker with black teeth getting girls but thats the only bit i found funny i cant believe a wasted $9.50 on it i ended up burning the DVD case as well if they played movies in hell this one woiuld be way down there the worst movie of all time no wonder IMDb only gave it 1.8/10 stars it was sh*t i cried because it is 90 minutes of my life ill never get back