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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Terrible
It's terrible, annoying, stupid, and exterrmley cruddy.
Bad baed dumb annoying rotten terrible ridiculous horrific, shoddy, junk junk junk don't watch it and never never never bring it up as so great, so awesome hilarious because it deserves only despise and disgust.xxxxx'xxxxxxccccccccvvccccxxcccccfcdfffcccffffccTH degree bad. My Capital High School boys basketball team, 1975-78, 4 straight state championships, could have beaten any women's COLLEGE basketball team ever. Probable score: 110 to 12. In fact, 99% of all decent sized high schools' boys teams would win. It'd be nearly impossible for the women to get off a decent shot, rebound, keep up with the quickness and speed, and compete in strength and size. AND, no more talk about all time scoring records in all of college basketball by women, none of whom can even be in the conversation when compared to Pete Maravich with the competition of college men's basketball; two completely different sports. Would you compare little league hits with MLB?
Reaction to a comic by Larson about a musucian staring at the score in an orchestra saying look at all the dots -
Dots, with stems, are quarter, eighth, and sixteenth notes, sometimes with dots after to lengthen duration by a half value. Other indecipherables to the apparently amnesiac musician would be circles like whole notes, and half notes (with stems); rests, which are lines with hooks and attached dots for 8th and 16th duration, black rectangles.
Aloha (2015)
Aloha's 2nd meaning--"Goodbye" to hope for greatness or even "so-so-ness
Say goodbye to this disaster of a movie-- not a disaster movie like the one it opened against in 2015, San Andreas, but itself. One could attempt to blame Aloha's box office failure on its competition, but then one would be completely wrong.
Within the first 11 minutes of this movie, the viewer should already be getting a sense of its poor flow, lack of cohesiveness, poor writing, strange directing, and its sincere, yet hopeless, attempt to be great, crying out "Please, please, love me!" It tries SO HARD to get you to embrace it right away that it quickly introduces 5 stars whom you probably have loved in other films or shows. But it's already too late. It's doomed from the start. Sorry, folks...it's a STINKER.
The Lost World (1992)
Excellent cast, fun, entertaining.
No Spoilers
Arthur Conan Doyle's skeleton is believed, by some,or one, to have clawed its way to the surface and danced for joy in the moonlight when this movie was released! John Rhys-Davies deserved an Oscar for best actor, David Warner for best supporting actor, and the cast a Saturn for best ensemble for this fantasy/sci-fi thriller!
The music is excellent, with full symphony orchestra, composed by four outstanding composers. The direction, cinematography, period costuming, makeup, and writing are top-notch, as well. It is filmed in real jungle locations.
While it can be a little intense, it is a wonderful watch for your family.