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Paint Drying (2016)
Stunning, emotional
Paint Drying can be described as none other than a cinematic masterpiece. The paint's character development from a wet layer of liquid to a dry layer of color is an emotional reminder to seize the moment and live every day to its fullest. You never know when you could dry and become a hard, brittle splatter on the wall. If this film ever releases in theaters, I have no doubt in my mind that it will be the highest grossing film of all time. Showings will be booked years in advance just to see this marvelous gargantuan of a film. I give this the highest rating humanly imaginable. If I could, I would soend every waking second of my day watching this.
Family Guy: Old World Harm (2023)
Amazing
I genuinely loved this episode. I feel like Family Guy in general usually has one plot in each episode that's good and one that's sort of boring or tacky. This is one of the episodes with two good plots. This episode is the best and most rewatchable that I've seen since White Meg Can't Jump. The rest of the season before this episode was good, but this was the one that made it great. This very well might end up being my favorite episode of the entire season. It managed to fit in some of the wacky humor from the earlier seasons of the show while also feeling fresh and interesting at the same time.
Family Guy: Stewie Is Enceinte (2015)
Disturbing in a good way???
It's a funny episode, don't get me wrong, it's just a wee bit horrifying and nightmarish in some parts. I like how this episode brings back some of the old weirdness and randomness of the older seasons, it's just a bit too much at certain points in the episode. The whole idea of a baby being pregnant is just disturbing to me. I think Brian punching Stewie in the stomach after finding out he's pregnant is a funny gag, though. Stewie also just seems incredibly clingy and out of character in this episode. It's nice that he wants to spend more time with Brian, it just seems unlike him to go to such an extreme extent as impregnating himself with Brian's DNA just so they can spend more time together. The horrifying monstrosities that Stewie ends up giving birth to are probably my favorite part of the whole episode.
Family Guy: Dog Bites Bear (2018)
Unexpected
Well, I can't say I ever expected Seth MacFarlane to make me cry over a dead teddy bear, but here we are. I'm honestly surprised this episode isn't rated higher. I can't think of many Family Guy episodes I've seen that are better than this. This was a very unexpected but, in my opinion, very well executed episode. This is at least in my top 10 Family Guy episodes of all time, and definitely in my top 5 for the episodes from the middle seasons. This kind of tearjerker episode wouldn't usually fit into a show like Family Guy, but they still managed to pull it off. It's the perfect combination of lighthearted comedy and sentimental plot points.
Bob's Burgers: Crab-solutely Fabulous (2023)
Good episode
Not one of my favorites, but still a good episode. This is actually one of the few episodes in which I like the side plot more than the main plot. I thought Linda trying to keep a habit for 21 days while also changing the habit every day was funny and gave me a good laugh, while the main plot with the kids and Teddy was just mildly entertaining. I don't think this deserves to be the lowest rated episode, but I don't think it's exceptionally good either. It's a B+ at best for me.
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