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Catering Christmas (2022)
Weird and jarring and contrived
Whole thing odd and not very christmassy for me. It just happens at that time of year. 'Hello caterer are you free at one of the busiest times of the year? Yes of course!'
Interactions between everyone felt so 'acted'. Nobody felt like they belonged anywhere in that scenario.
Molly wasn't an awful actress and I would watch her in other things but the main guy couldn't carry a lead role for me. No charisma anywhere. The interaction between people felt like it was written by AI.
Weird contrived scenarios. Bizarre
But at 1h25 it fit between getting the kids to bed, me downing a Bailey's with cheese and crackers, and bed for me.
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
A kids film that they inexplicably love
My 2 daughters have watched this film 2x today and multiple times prior to now. They watch this more than shark boy and lava girl.
If I were a single adult and watched this, I would turn it off because it's awful. Even with Pedro pascal and Priyanka chopra to look at! And Christian Slater and the fella from sandman with the teeth eyes.
BUT this is very obviously not made for adults.
The writing doesn't even include 'in' jokes for us, it's awful to sit through, but for some reason, my 6&4yo adore it. I asked my 6yo and she says it makes her happy. My 4yo says it makes her feel great. You'll likely hate it, they won't...