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The Winter Witch (2022)
Good god....
Well, aside from the decent cameraman shooting scenes of a beautiful autumnal woodland... this film was shocking.
The title and image were enough to lure this horror fan in, being a lover of B movies I was enchanted with the first 5 minutes. (Lovely opening tune).
SWITCH OFF at this point I beg you!
In my partners humble opinion, the end credits were a welcome relief and the best part of the film. He managed to put 4 loads of washing on, iron in another room and cook dinner (what a guy), hollering the occasional "have I missed anything"? To which I always replied, "no".
There was no story, appalling acting and terrible narrative. How do these films get made and endorsed? Fair play for trying but stick with restaurants eh?
Soul Reaper (2019)
My soul has just been reaped....
2 hours of my young life that I will never get back...Always one to enjoy a B movie, I fear I may never stray away from Blockbuster movies ever again. Who the hell sanctioned this? How did it make Netflix? The actors must be mortified....
I feel the producer/director watched the epic "The cabin in the woods" and took a vague and pitiful punt at recreating a great horror.
My god...
There was no storyline, too many innocuous characters and far too many shots of random red trees. The effects of the random portal/hole thing in this day and age had my partner howling.
Have a word with yourselves.